L - So, what do you do? J - Government overthrows, flashy high-profile assassinations. The usual.   (Red Eye)

--Do you remember what happened with that guy Merle? I still don't think his gun went off by accident. --You get along just fine with nine toes.   (Earthquake)

But my greatest pleasure is to hammer at the government, if I think they're being careless or irresponsible.   (Mackintosh Man, The)

Gary: I was crazy for this little eighth grade bitch. Wyatt: Crazy, Insane! Gary: I was dedicated to this girl, I called her every damn night! Old Pimp Dude in the Bar: You called her every night? On the telephone? Gary: On the telephone? What's he mean on the telephone, course it was on the telephone!   (Weird Science)

1/_That's all we got?? One goddamn hit??? 2/_Shhhh you can't say *goddamn* on the radio 1/_ Don't worry, nobody's listening anyway   (Major League)

You became persona non nookie to me the minute my best friend started dittlin' your pooter.   (Clerks II)

Spooner: [to the head of USR] Um, look, this isn't what I do, but I've got an idea for one of your commercials. You'd see a carpenter, making a beautiful chair. And then one of your robots comes in and makes a better chair twice as fast. And then you superimpose on the screen, "USR: Shittin' on the Little Guy". That would be the fade-out.   (I, Robot)

I'm sorry Johnny, I have to hang up. We're awaiting a call from you any minute now!   (Frankie and Johnny)

God I love a good funeral.   (Hot Shots!)

When you pretend.   (Artists and Models)

I don't like you I don't like you neither, that's just the nature of the way things works   (Barfly)

Very hot. Sip it slowly.   (Mercury Rising)

I think I understand, but I'm sure I don't - Shmendrick The Magician   (Last Unicorn, The)

Oh? this one here's still alive... alright!! talk you!!! what's the matter?!?? Can't you talk with a gun in your mouth??!!   (Untouchables, The)

Ryan Dunn: That's a nice tattoo you got there. What does that mean? Girl at Coffee Shop: It means desire. Ryan Dunn: Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fuckin' long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sittin' at home jerkin off to fuckin' gay porn.   (Haggard: The Movie)

its only after weve lost everything that were free to do anything   (Fight Club)

1.OK. You know, I'm going to have to consult my spirit guides here, because you tell me that Trevor is withholding from you, but you won't tell me anything specific and you still want me to sit here and divine why. 2.'Divine why'? You always talk like that? 1.Yes. 2.You go to some big, fancy school? 1.Yes. 2.Think you can stop rubbing my nose in it?

This fog gets to me.   (Notorious)

There's no limit.   (Cincinnati Kid, The)

I am a bad man.   (Gone in 60 Seconds)