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If Andrew gets up, we'll all get up, It'll be Anarchy!   (Breakfast Club, The)

I'm a fake hero.   (Doors, The)

For the first time in 12 years I rolled into traffic with a new partner.   (Dragnet)

Yep, we're going to make a lot of friends up here.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Remember, Julia Hickson is priority number one. Nothing else matters. Find out where she is.   (Cell, The)

[song] Stuck In The Middle With You by Stealer's Wheel   (Reservoir Dogs)

1/_ Via-con-dias! 2/ And a Via-con-diablos to you too!   (Demon Knight)

1: I think this is lead paint, kids don't chew the windowsill 2: Yeah stick to the table legs like I taught you   (Raising Helen)

you're a dick   (Secret Window)

He has rather a large nose which he compensates for by not having much of a chin.   (Glass Menagerie, The)

No guns, guns are bad   (Mod Squad, The)

We need the power of subpoena.   (The Racket)

1.Fuck you dad. 2.Fuck me?! 1.FUCK YOU! 2.Okay!   (Freddy Got Fingered)

Sulley: See Mikey, Ted's walking to work. Mikey: Big deal, the guy takes 5 steps and he's there.   (Monsters, Inc.)

Hey, guys this is derek and matilda. They are gonna be hiding out here for a rew days coz someone is trying to make derek kill the prime minister of micronesia   (Zoolander)

Sign my ledger   (Perfect Storm, The)

--What do you say we rename today 'Low-crime Monday'? Followed by what? --Low-crime Tuesday.   (Hostage)

1/_Was that the boogie-man??!!! 2/_As a matter of fact... it was   (Halloween)

I call this one 'Wino and Roses.'   (Revenge of the Pink Panther)

Fester- [Aiming gun at store clerk] Open up the cash registure. That's right, dude, us three bone heads are stickin' you up. Now...open up the cash registure before I have to get nasty...[pager goes off]...uh...excuse me sir, could I please use your telephone?   (3 Ninjas)