so here's the deal, we are in the garden, right? everything is GREAT, and there's this tree, ok, and the man says 'ooh, see that tree? you don't eat the fruit of that tree, that apple YOU do not eat.' so he goes inside, you know, names some animals, i don't know, maybe takes a dump. anyway, what does she do? what does SHE do?? she eats the apple! i can't believe what i'm seeing! he says 'don't eat it,' she eats it! unbelievable! i tell you man, since then, you know, men...women...i dont' know, it's all gone wrong   (Life Less Ordinary, A)

You shoot it out with them and for some reason they get to look like heroes. You put 'em behind bars and they look little and cheap.   (Destry Rides Again)

Quite a night. Your bedroom looks like a damn slaughterhouse.   (Shootist, The)

Not everybody can fight. There are those who must organize, coordinate.   (Duck , You Sucker)

1/_ What does his T-shirt say? 2/_ *I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try to catch up*   (Sum of All Fears, The)

(Live on Goodmornig America, Bob starts pulls out a paper bag and appears to start puking in it) Sorry. False alarm.   (What About Bob?)

ohi!, Taste my pain bitch!   (Zoolander)

1/ Can you do any stunts? 2/ I got out of 'Nam in one piece - that's a hell of a stunt 1/ Ancient history 2/ Seems like yesterday to me   (Stunt Man, The)

I'll have you busted.   (Detective, The)

1/ Good morning, sir 2/Good morning 3/They're late this morning, sir 2/The bastards are up to something   (Battle of Britain)

1.How do I know you will keep your word? 2.I've given you no word to keep.In my opinion you have no other alternative   (Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan)

(1) Yeah, I was married once. One day I walk into the house and I hear the shower runnin'. I had Chinese food with me, figurin' it would be a nice romantic surprise. She starts singin' in the shower. What's that song? 'Up in the sky'? 'Up with the eagles'? (2) 'Wind Beneath My Wings.' Very touching song. (1) Wind Beneath My Wings. Suddenly there's another voice in the shower with her. (2) Oh, no. (1) A baritone. (2) Uh-oh. (1) Now it's a freakin' duet. So I walk in the bathroom and there she is... with my brother. (2) Oh! (1) I grab my brother and throw him through the window naked. He broke his leg in two difterent places. (2) Dare we ask what, uh, became of your wife? (1) I put the wind beneath her ass and sent her packin'. Divorced her. She never got a penny, the lyin', whorin', adulteratin' pig.   (Forces of Nature)

I really wanted to be an anarchist, but I didn't know where to register.   (Annie Hall)

you'll be one of those hunch-backed, lonely old men, sitting in the corner of a crowded cafe saying, my ass is twitching. you people make my ass twitch.   (French Kiss)

You can't live in the past.   (Sunshine State)

I understand Gallardo has one more contract to fulfill.   (Blood and Sand)

I like trouble.   (Blue Iguana, The)

my girl freind jut killed herself   (After Hours)

Why would anybody want to shoot at a police station?   (Assault on Precinct 13)

1. Ladies and gentelman, I thought I've seen it all but it appears that Peter La Fleur has blind folded himself. 2. Yeah he will not be able to see very well.   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)