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1/_You carry a badge? 2/_Yes 1/_Carry a gun   (Untouchables, The)

I dont wanna reach the gates and Jesus be like turn yo ass around nigga   (Baby Boy)

Your bystanding days are over. You're in it now, up to your neck.   (Guns of Navarone, The)

Jackson...you're going to have to get her suit. You know the one with the little cherries on the lapel?   (Steel Magnolias)

****, this is a red-letter day. A coup d'etat, to coin the Norman phrase.   (Robin Hood)

1)Would you call that color Grape or Aubergene? 2)Shut up! 1)What? 2)You're makin a fool outta yourself Claree 1)I am not! 2)All the listeners want to hear about are touchdowns and injuries! No one gives a damn about that Grape shit!   (Steel Magnolias)

Have you ever heard the story about the little engine that could? Let me tell you about that story.Deep deep in the jungle there was this little engine that could. CHUGGA, CHUGGA,TOOT TOOT.He was carrying some ak47's and a nuclear payload to the 6023 battalion.Just chugging along chugga,chugga,toot,toot.   (Major Payne)

Sometimes I wish I had done more with my life than hanging out in front of places sellin' weed and shit. Like maybe be an animal doctor, I like seals and shit.   (Clerks II)

Rune haako: STOP! Noooooo!   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Get up, you son of a bitch!   (Rocky V)

I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian ne-nees off!   (Cool Runnings)

LEARN TO SPELL YOU TURDS!!   (Batman Begins)

Aww, you motherfuckers.... Okay... Alright... I'm putting cases on all you bitches.... Huh... You think you can do this shit... Jake! You think you can do this to me?! You motherfuckers will be playing basketball in Pelican Bay when I get finished with you.... Shoe program, nigga.... 23 hour lockdown.... I'm the man up in this piece! You'll never see the light of... who the fuck do you think you're fucking with? I'm the police, I run shit around here. You just live here... Yeah, that's right, you better walk away.... Go on and walk away... 'cause I'm gonna' burn this motherfucker down... King Kong ain't got shit on me!! That's right!, that's right! Shit, I don't, fuck... I'm winning anyway, I'm winning... I'm winning any motherfucking way... I can't lose... Yeah, you can shoot me, but you can't kill me!!!   (Training Day)

--Did anything go wrong at lunch? --My frog turned on me. --Yeah, I had some bad tuna myself.   (Muppets Take Manhattan, The)

I'm trying to be myself, Understand everyone, It's a mission and a half, Looking at everyone, Trying to learn something, But I am getting more confused, It's hard being cool! Our generation, its Alienation, Have we a soul? Techno emergency, Virtual reality, We're running out of new ideas, Who is the queen?   (Human Traffic)

We're livin' in a world that's blowin' itself to hell as fast as everybody can arrange it. In a situation like that all a man can do is shut his eyes, let nothin' touch him.   (Thin Red Line, The)

I remeber Jeff when he was this big!   (Men in Black 2)

...Both deaths due to close encounters with stationary objects; office door for Mr. Cosgrove, '89 Porsche for Mr. Seagrave.   (Backdraft)

Are you crazy, you can't ask me any better than that?   (48 Hrs.)

[last lines] I never saw the Eckert Brothers again. In time, this war, like every other war, ended. But I never forgot and I come to this place often, when no one else does. _______ In the early days of World War 3, guerillas - mostly children - placed the names of their lost upon this rock. They fought here alone and gave up their lives, so that this nation should not perish from the earth   (Red Dawn)