If there's one thing I know, it's men. I ought to. It's been my life's work.   (Excessive Force)

Tell me what you really desire, and what you really fear?   (Bad Influence)

She is the only girl that can make my heart beat faster and slower at the same time. I'm not living untill im with her, and I'm not existing until i can hold her in my arms again   (Hot Chick, The)

And remember..., you're only President for life...   (Licence to Kill)

1/ How come you haven't come to visit us more often? 2/ I didn't know you had such a beautiful mother 1/ If you think she's beautiful, you should see my slingshot   (Trouble with Harry, The)

*Jack throws water over Gibb* Mr Gibb:It's bad luck to wake a man while he's sleeping! Jack: fortunately i know how to counter it, the man who did the waking buys the man who did the sleeping a drink, while the man who did the sleeping listens to a proposition from the man who did the waking! Mr Gibb: that'll about do it! *Will throws water over Gibb* Mr Gibb: IM ALREADY AWAKE!!!! Will: that was for the smell!   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

Youth is a series of low comedy disasters.   (Monkey Business)

Bobby Kennedy tried to tell the truth. And look what happened to him.   (Beyond the Sea)

1. Oh my mirror! Here are your life insurance plans. 2. Those can wait until I get back.   (Hot Shots!)

Harvey, what about the riverboat? Have you foreclosed yet?   (4 for Texas)

Everything that is or was began with a dream.   (Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl in 3-D, The)

Chewing gum is really gross. Chewing gum I hate the most.   (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory)

Allison: You went inside that house.
Principal Dale: There nothing to worry about, it is just an abandoned house.   (Grudge 2, The)

1) What are they doing? 2) They're being spontaneous. 1) I told them before: if they're going to be spontaneous they have to clear it with me first!   (Spice World)

Americans in Rome don't need politics. They need American Express cards.   (Year of the Gun)

Ben, do you find my wife attractive? Cause we could work something out.   (Fever Pitch)

Hey laser lips, your mother was a snow blower!!   (Short Circuit)

1)Well that's gonna cost you overtime because I'm a union man and I work only sixteen hours a day. 2)A union man only works eight hours a day 1)I belong to two unions.   (Abbott & Costello Meet Frankenstein)

Adam, Adam you ok? What did you do? Boy; My job.   (Mighty Ducks, The)

1/_You mean, because I'm a girl that I can't do the job?! 2/_I mean... we got trouble enough!   (Hatari!)