Then I found out what he wasn't getting wholesale, he was getting for nothing.   (Madigan)

--You don't look thirty-seven. --I died when I was twenty, and it's seventeen years ago!   (Ultimate Vampire, The)

All I need is a cool buzz, tasty waves and I'm fine.   (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

i don't get it i get a little drunk i make and ass out of myself whats the big deal?   (Innerspace)

I didn't think you could handle the truth.   (Getaway, The)

Hey, great fish! A little squeeze of lemon, some tartar sauce, perfect.   (Fish Called Wanda, A)

Won't you gentlemen have a Pepsi?   (Spies Like Us)

Phil: Derek, I thought we were friends!!! Andy: My name isn't Derek it's ANDY!!! Phil: No your new name is LIAR because you are telling lies!!!   (Kicking & Screaming)

Holmes:_As a matter of fact, Insp. LaStrade, you can be of some help LaStrade: of course.... Holmes:_Hold my coat, it's hot in here   (Without a Clue)

1) Take a shot at his name honey. 2) Roy? 1) R? no its Travis, sweet Trav? 3) Now those are tits!!   (Overboard)

1)You are a very handsome man. 2)Thank you, Mr. President. 1)Just get rid of that grin. You look like a schmuck.   (Dave)

Jesus Christ! Operation Sundown...I just had a run-in with a colonel from Operation Sundown.   (Package, The)

My cock is a lot cleaner than your bum.   (With Honors)

--Sir! You're not allowed to be in here...You can't be in here. --I'm her attorney.   (Verdict, The)

I should have gone to night school, then I'd be able to add.   (Million Dollar Legs)

1: That is the oldest trick in the stalker book. 2: Really? There's a stalker book? Great! I gotta read that one.   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

1:My acting got my brother killed.I've had to live with that every day. 2:Gary, you can't blame yourself for what gorillas did.1:I think I can finally let it go because my acting saved the entire world.   (Team America: World Police)

Smokin weed, smokin weed, drinkin beers, gettin pussy.   (Clerks)

Wood or wire? They have both.   (Graduate, The)

You don't know me, but you will.   (Somewhere in Time)