It's fate, baby, it's fate.   (Take Me Out to the Ball Game)

Your aunties dead, didn't you know that? (medlock while eating an egg or chicken) My mother didnt have the time to tell me stories...   (Secret Garden, The)

Congress is composed of five hundred and thirty-five individuals. Two hundred and eighty-eight are lawyers. And you wonder what's wrong with Congress?   (Nashville)

So what? They haven't won a world series in a century or so? They're here. Every April, they're here. At 1:05, or 7:05, they're here. If it rains, guess what, they'll make it up to you. Does anyone else do that for you?   (
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--I see glimpses of a strange world...a world of people who are dead and yet alive. --It is a place from which I've just returned.   (House of Frankenstein)

Fire! (Bang) Hey, I just fired you!   (Labyrinth)

I didn't think you could handle the truth.   (Getaway, The)

You wanna know who I want to get pregnant? Felicity Huffman. Ever since I saw Transamerica, I can't get her out of my head.   (Knocked Up)

b-b-b-b-b-bullshit   (Mr. Deeds)

(1) Richard how;s school? (2)It sucks cooooock!!   (Rules of Attraction, The)

He's performing a public colonoscopy. Isn't that sweet?   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Keep her at 55, stay alert.   (Meet the Fockers)

1/_How's Gil? 2/_I don't know.... and in future, would you please refer to him as *that schmuck!*   (Ghost in the Machine)

I'd like to report a truck driver who's been endangering my life.   (Duel)

There either is or there is not a way that things are. The color of the day, the way it felt to be a child, the feel of salt water on you sunburnt legs. Sometimes the water is yellow, sometimes it is red, but the color of the water in memory depends on the day. I'm not going to tell this story the way that it happened, I'm going to tell it the way I remember it.   (Great Expectations)

Dad: So this is it? George: I hope not pap.   (Blow)

DI: Private why did you join my corp! Anthony: Sir I got lost on my way to college sir!   (Jarhead)

Obvious: Excuse me, is that your nose, or did a bus park on your face; .... Meteorological: Everybody take cover, she's going to blow!;...... Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming; .... Personal: Well, here we are, just the three of us; ...... Punctual: All right Dellman, your nose was on time, but you were fifteen minutes late; .....Envious: Ooh, I wish I were you, to be able to smell your own ear;..... Naughty: Pardon me sir, some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away... Sympathetic: Ooh, what happened, did your parents lose a bet with God?; ....Complimentary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on;.... Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides?.....Dirty: Say, your name wouldn't be - Dick, would it?   (Roxanne)

I was named afte the great war hero nathan bedfor forrest   (Forrest Gump)

1. If you pursue King Darius now, you'll lose your army. 2. And if we catch Darius, we GAIN an empire!   (Alexander)