You have 1200 messages. Derek-That is a little bit above average.   (Zoolander)

ewewewew...ewewewew. honk,honk,honk,honk,honk.. hey-ho-silver away!!!   (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)

We're goin' streakin'... through the quad to the gymnasium!   (Old School)

Where's David? Where's David? I need to see David. I need to see David. Are you taking me to David?   (A.I.: Artificial Intelligence)

Watch yourself, he might bite again.   (Waking Ned Devine)

Snape: Your lessons are at an end. Get. Out.   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

hes apholpizer   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

And if the bridge falls to the enemy, are you prepared for the consequences?   (Bridge at Remagen, The)

Far Out!   (Foul Play)

King Leonidas: What is a king to do?
Queen Gorgo: Ask yourself this--what would a free man do?   (300)

1) Assess the window! It's good to go! Drop! Drop! Remove your shoes! Do not take anything with you! 2) 11 seconds, that's a new trainee record!   (View from the Top, A)

You know we all lookin for wifen material A woman thats fine smart classy but not a snob hella hella sexy but not a hoe thats brown sugar   (Brown Sugar)

Lelaina Pierce: I was really going to be somebody by the time I was 23. Troy Dyer: Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23, is yourself. Lelaina Pierce: I don't know who that is anymore. Troy Dyer: I do. And we all love her. I love her. She breaks my heart again and again. But I love her.   (Reality Bites)

Know how I know you're gay? Because you like Coldplay.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

I love you! I know   (Star Wars: Episode V)

A book is a lovely thing.   (Mask of Dimitrios, The)

Matt: Don't be sad   (Grind)

Eat your cake, have your cake, who cares? You're about to get a plate of sauteed brains thrown into your face, your entire career is the toilet, and now you're correcting my grammar?   (Micki + Maude)

Oh, You are a virgin? I just thought you were going to kill us   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

I believe her behavior is driven by what we might call a risk addiction.   (Basic Instinct 2)