Bisexuals, trisexuals, homosapiens, Carcinogens, hallucinogens, men, PeeWee Herman! German wine, turpentine, Gertrude Stein, Antonioni, Bertolucci, Kurosawa, Carmina Burana!   (Rent)

My best friend! My own wife! I feel like an unwanted corpse at a party.   (Too Many Husbands)

Fine Southern hospitality. Invite me down to buy a boat and you try to drown me.   (4 for Texas)

hey brad powell go fuck yourself..... that quotes from mr. mom you dumb shit.... SUCK MY COCK   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

John:Thrown the ball to Claire, let her get the interception...you think you can do that? Jeremy:John, I was first team All-State I can put the ball wherever I want to...I can make it rain out here.   (Wedding Crashers)

You can't reimburse me for a fence i built myself!   (Doc Hollywood)

And now 2,000 women want his number. The guy could be a crackhead, a psychopath, a flasher, a junkie, a transvestite, a chain-saw murderer, or someone really sick, like Rick.   (Sleepless in Seattle)

I got a Good Deal on those BOys, Scout Said they showed a lotta promise   (Slap Shot)

--Hey, Mac, which way to Redbud? --How'd you know my name is Mac? --I just guessed. --The why don't you guess your way to Redbud?   (Funny Farm)

Kate: Other men have loved me, you know. Bill: I figured as much. Kate: And I've loved them too. Bill: That's only natural. Kate: And all of those men have gone out of my life. Why do you think that is? Bill: Because they weren't me. Kate: And who are you? Bill: I'm the man who's going to make you happy. Kate: That's very romantic. Bill: Be good to her and she'll be good to you. Kate: Are you sure you're not just trying to seduce me? Bill: It's you who has seduced me. Kate: We'll see.   (Simple Men)

1:I'll be the victim!! 2:All your life   (Addams Family Values)

(Sniffing underarms) Do I offend?   (Pretty in Pink)

1- Put the ship down! 2- Anakin, I can't take DOOKU alone. I need you. If we catch him we can end this war right now. We have a job
to do. 1- I don't care. Put the ship down. 2- You'll be expelled from the Jedi Order. 1- I can't leave her. 2- Come to your senses. What do you think Padm?? would do if she were in your position? 1- She would do her duty.


  (Star Wars: Episode II)

Dooley: Why weren't you at the rager last night? Valo: Maybe because you didn't invite me! Dooley: Watch your mouth sweetheart.   (Haggard: The Movie)

Jimmy my tight end is deaf   (Replacements, The)

mrs shea.pard is smelly   (Ali G Indahouse)

what did you have for breakfast? A little fuck on toast   (Career Girls)

Montana: How about you try stickin your head up your ass.... see how afar it fits.   (Scarface)

Last night, I dreamt I went to Manderley again. It seemed to me I stood by the iron gate leading to the drive, and for a while I could not enter for the way was barred to me. Then, like all dreamers, I was possessed of a sudden with supernatural powers and passed like a spirit through the barrier before me. The drive wound away in front of me, twisting and turning as it had always done. But as I advanced, I was aware that a change had come upon it. Nature had come into her own again, and little by little had encroached upon the drive with long tenacious fingers, on and on while the poor thread that had once been our drive   (Rebecca)

The repo game.   (Zero to Sixty)