Don't feel bad Nearly everybody you meet wants to kill you.   (Shrek 2)

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over? Fletcher: Depends on how long you were following me. Cop:Let's start from the top. Fletcher: Here it goes. I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at an intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and speeding! Cop: Is that all? Fletcher: No...I have unpaid parking tickets.   (Liar Liar)

I lost 3 toes in Korea for this country and this is the thanks I get!   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

I've left everything to the Flat Earth Society.   (Hopscotch)

I'll have you busted.   (Detective, The)

I wouldn't care if you were out there pole-dancing all night, as long as you did it with a little integrity!
  (Devil Wears Prada)

1 - My parents say my future is right on the horizon. 2 - Tell them the horizon is an imaginary line that recedes as you approach it.   (Mona Lisa Smile)

coach- you go home tonight and you ask yourself do i want better? and if the answer is yes, i'll see you back here tomarrow   (Coach Carter)

Linda, war is the most malignant disease of the human race. It is an infection. It is contagious. When we doctors operate, we sometimes cut good tissue along with the bad because we cannot take a chance.   (One Minute to Zero)

Fine, now it's 'The Guns of Navarone.'   (Ambushers, The)

1) Have you ever read a Superman comic? 2) Not in the last few hours.   (Grease 2)

You're not Gay! You just don't want to fuck me!   (Boomerang)

your gonna need a bigger boat than that   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

Don't call me Hiawatha.   (Never So Few)

#1What a filthy job. #2:Could be worse. #1:How? #2:Could be raining.   (Young Frankenstein)

You guys go out like crullers.   (Badge 373)

Show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints, show me the blueprints.   (Aviator, The)

1) (suspicious) What are you hiding? (2 innocently looks 1, and 1 takes log from 2) 2) It's a yule log. One log is chosen, and everyone in the house touches it and makes a Christmas wish. 1) Wishes are stupid. You made a Christmas wish last year. (gestures around the room) IS THIS WHAT YOU WISHED FOR?! 2) (sadly) No. But I will keep wishing, and when the log is burned on Christmas morning- 1) There will be no Christmas. 2) But- 1) NO!!! I am the master here! 2) How can you be so selfish? 1) You cannot possibly understand. You have no idea what it's like to lose everything. To be trapped in your own castle. To be a-a-a.... 2) Prisoner? The only one keeping us prisoner here is you. Well, I'm not giving up.   (Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas)

You were beautiful, but if you don't mind my saying, mean as a snake.   (Beautiful Girls)

[A mouse squeaks] Snowflake: Shh!   (Scamper the Penguin)