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Dockmanager: hold up there, you! It's a shilling to tie up your boat at the dock! (both turn to see the sinking mast head) And i shall need to know your name. Sparrow: What do you say to three shillings, and we forget the name? Dockmanager: (giving sparrow a bewildered look) Welcome to Port Royal, Mr. Smith.   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

Johnny: Hey, guys. (snaps his fingers - his fingers light fire. Snaps his fingers again - fire goes out) Now pictue that,... but everywhere!   (Fantastic Four)

200,000 men and women develop Alzheimer's each year.   (Deep Blue Sea)

im freezing my rastafarian neh-neh's off!   (Cool Runnings)

Sextus! You ask how to fight an idea. I tell you how: with another idea!   (Ben-Hur)

I wish you werent such a liar   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

Thats it, that's the place for us.   (Watership Down)

I generally avoid temptation, unless I can't resist it.   (My Little Chickadee)

--The Lord giveth and taketh. --Mostly taketh.   (Behold a Pale Horse)

With these prices, it would be cheaper to drink.   (4 for Texas)

PONYBOY: OWWWWWWW! JOHNNY: Sorry man. PONYBOY: Don't pull so hard. JOHNNY: Quit gabbin'. PONYBOY: Can I see now? JOHNNY: No we gotta bleach it first. PONYBOY: Well then bleach it quit cuttin'. JOHNNY: Pony, this oughta do it.{holds up mirror} PONYBOY:Yeah this really makes me look tuff. JOHNNY: Go ahead get your jollies. PONYBOY: My pleasure. JOHNNY: Yeah I know it is. Be nice. PONYBOY: It hurts don't it? JOHNNY: Yeah. I didn't cut that much off you. PONYBOY: Well this was your idea smartie!   (Outsiders, The)

It's a question of weight ratios. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Claire - We like to call this routine CLAIRE-OBICS. Woman - Because her name is Claire.   (Stepford Wives, The)

It's been my experience one has to be smart to be lucky.   (Across the Pacific)

what else is there to do when life turns on you and youve retreated into a small room...   (Phone Booth)

Sandy: I had a dream. In fact, it was on the night I met you. In the dream, there was our world, and the world was dark because there weren't any robins and the robins represented love. And for the longest time, there was this darkness. And all of a sudden, thousands of robins were set free and they flew down and brought this blinding light of love. And it seemed that love would make any difference, and it did. So, I guess it means that there is trouble until the robins come.   (Blue Velvet)

Let thz world change you and then you can change the world   (Motorcycle Diaries, The)

All 47 of them committed seppuku.   (Ronin)

Now tell me this, right, why whould i shoot a bloke, bang, and then put him in the bloody car and whiz him off to the hospital at 100 miles an hour. It defeats the purpose of shooting him in the first place, and whats more, its bloody insulting.   (Chopper)

On my mark, Unleash hell.   (Gladiator)