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If you're gonna be dumb enough to pull a gun on a man, you'd better be smart enough to pull the trigger.   (Boys in Company C, The)

Are you crazy, you can't ask me any better than that?   (48 Hrs.)

Andy Warhol said everybody's famous for 15 minutes.   (Dead Pool, The)

1/_Mac!! We're boned!! 2/_ I'll get you out, Jack!   (Speed)

Heather: Witches in days gone by were roasted just like my Vienna sausage.   (Blair Witch Project, The)

DEREK: what is this a centre for ants!! how are the children expected to read if they cant even fit inside the building! . . it has to be at least. . . . 3 times bigger than this... MUGATU: hes absolutely right   (Zoolander)

My son is not a freak!   (Boy In The Plastic Bubble, The)

That particular Starfighter game was supposed to be delivered to Vegas, not some fleaspeck trailer park in the middle of tumbleweeds and tarantulas. So it must be fate, destiny, blind chance, luck even, that brings us together.   (Last Starfighter, The)

You're the guys that're thinking shit up I'm sure you got a team of men sitting around somewhere right now just thinking shit up and somebody backing them up   (X-Men)

Trust everyone, just don't trust the devil inside them.   (Italian Job, The)

Ricky Bobby: Holding hands with a man makes me terribly uncomfortable. Jean Girard: It's a sign of affection in many countries. Ricky Bobby: Well not here. Jean Girard: It is not sexual in any way, please ignore the fact that I have an erection.   (Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby)

--You got anything else funny to say? --No, what sounds best, the frozen peas or the corn?   (Lady in Cement)

It's still Japan, and the Japanese are still Japanese.   (Yakuza, The)

Now be cool, man.   (Shaft)

What the hell is he going to do, braid your scalp?   (Beauty Shop)

Around the campfire: Oh! Do beans cause that?   (Blazing Saddles)

That's my car... That's my girl!   (Super Troopers)

-If they want to drink Merlot, we're drinking Merlot. -No, if we're drinking Merlot, I'm leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking Merlot!   (Sideways)

#1 - Mr. Ruettiger sir? #2- Yeah Pete.%1- At halftime can we watch some of the Indiana - Purdue game?   (Rudy)

You tell him I'm coming!   (Limey, The)