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1/ Don't look, Jack!!! 2/ I already did! 3/ Don't! 4/ I won't!   (Big Trouble in Little China)

--He was doing God's work. --So God ordered a hit on an investment banker?   (End of Days)

Eric Draven: Little things used to mean so much to Shelly- I used to think they were kind of trivial. Believe me, nothing is trivial.   (The Crow)

They wouldn't listen to me... if they listened to me, they wouldn't believe me... if they believed me, they'd lock me in the Tower Of London forever   (Khartoum)

1)Dad, I work at a gas station, I love art, my best friend is a tom-boy. These things don't fly over well in the American high school. 2)Keith, I had no idea. 3)How could you? You're my father.   (Some Kind of Wonderful)

it tastes like yours only sweeter
  (Something to Talk About)

--No place like home. --What? --I said have you ever been to Rome?   (Faces)

Wow! Now all he needs is a pitchfork and a pointy tail!   (Mr. Nanny)

launch us now dammet or we're gonna explode   (SpaceCamp)

Do not have sex.Because you will get pregnant and die.   (Mean Girls)

1)What do you know about doing black folks' hair? 2)I'm not gonna screw it up, if that's what you mean.   (Beauty Shop)

Know how I know you're gay? Because you like Coldplay.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

(after watching a video clip of a black-haired woman testifying before a committee) Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.   (X-Men 3, The Last Stand)

Oh sexy girlfriend!!   (Sixteen Candles)

Your aunties dead, didn't you know that? (medlock while eating an egg or chicken) My mother didnt have the time to tell me stories...   (Secret Garden, The)

Sir, the combination to the airshield is 1,2,3,4,5. 1,2,3,4,5...that's amazing...I have the exact same combination on my locker!   (Spaceballs)

--Kissing Troy Donahue is not acting. --Well, then, you should try it.   (Beyond the Sea)

It's domestic. The CIA can't go nosing around. It's illegal.   (Pelican Brief, The)

Everything in this house is broken.   (Bad Boys II)

I am determined to serve and give my life for my country.   (Letters from Iwo Jima)