It's fuckin' freezin' out there and I was a cesarian.   (Naked)

You know somethin', I'll bet no-one's even gunna show up   (Warriors, The)

Listen Whitaker I am not your father and i'm not your priest i got two words for you shut the heck up you talk way too much... can we cut?   (Big Fat Liar)

#1- Squawk! #2- What's that? Jessie & Prospector are trapped in the old abandon mine and Prospector just lit a stick of dynamite thinking it was a candle and now they're about to be blown to smithereens?   (Toy Story 2)

Behold, King ******'s castle, and in yonder topmost tower, dreaming of her true love, the princess ******. But see the gracious whim of fate. Why, 'tis the self same peasant maid, who won the heart of our noble prince but yesterday. She is indeed most wondrous fair. Gold of sunshine in her hair, lips that shame the red, red rose. In ageless sleep she finds repose. The years roll by, but a hundred years to a steadfast heart are 'bout a day. And now, the gates of the dungeon part, and the prince is free to go his way. Off he rides on his noble steed... a valiant figure, straight and tall, to wake his love with love's first kiss, and prove that true love conquers all.   (Sleeping Beauty)

Yes, he is being a very large male reproductive organ   (Bewitched)

I'm a pimp and a gambler and a thief. I don't have your talent to dance myself where I want to go in this world. There's only two things I gotta do in this life: Stay black and die. The white man ain't left me nothing out here but the underworld, and that is where I dance. Let me ask you something, Sandman: where do you dance?   (Cotton Club, The)

Who is that? Nietzsche? So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out   (Little Miss Sunshine)

Mr. Tumnus, the Faun: And what about you? You must be some kind of beardless dwarf? Lucy Pevensie: I'm not a dwarf! I'm a girl. And actually, I'm tallest in my class. Mr. Tumnus, the Faun: You mean to say that you are a daughter of Eve? Lucy Pevensie: [confused] My mum's name is Helen... Mr. Tumnus, the Faun: Yes... but, you are in fact... human?   (Chronicles of Narnia, The: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe)

Its fuck me running a 160....... not 170   (Blow)

want a friend? get a dog.   (Wall Street)

Babe Ruth hit the most home runs, sixty in 1927.   (Battle of the Bulge)

From around here?   (Dumb & Dumber)

Bernard: Are we on a coffee break? Girl: We don't drink coffee. Bernard: THEN I GUESS THE BREAK IS OVER.   (Santa Clause, The)

This from the guy who just played tonsil hockey with his mother.   (Clerks II)

Being a police officer is not what you see in the movies. I never had to choose between the red wire and the green wire, I never saw a police car flip over, simultaneously causing a bunch of other cars to burst into flames. I am a detective, and I solve crimes. I make sure that if you ever break the law in this city, I will do everything in my power to put you behind bars.   (Showtime)

What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What...CAN I do? Ben...What can WE do?   (Willard)

It's so depressing. Have you ever listened to the words?   (Bodyguard, The)

Take her in! We'll have her reprogrammed!   (Sleeper)

That makes as much sense as a cockflavoured lollipop   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)