DAD: Fraj-ee-lay....must be Italian. MOM: Honey I think that says fragile.   (Christmas Story, A)

Who is that? Nietzsche? So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out   (Little Miss Sunshine)

You know why you have an ulcer? 'Cause you have two forms of expression: silence and rage.   (Midnight Run)

--I'm not about to eat real sugar. --All right, fine, we'll find you a Sweet 'n Low field.   (Club Paradise)

I'm an anti-fascist and to answer your question, no, that does not pay well.   (Watch on the Rhine)

Cowboy Crunchies the only cereal that's sugar frosted and dipped in chocolate proudly presents...   (Toy Story 2)

Unless you're rich, you ain't free. I aim to be free.   (Bloody Mama)

Aw, this is just a dumb sketch of the old cannonball chamber. Where's the gold?!   (Goonies, The)

I've heard better singing from a mongoose with throat cancer.   (Meet the Feebles)

Lightning: Well, like my momma used to say, you can put your boots in the oven, but that won't make 'em biscuits.   (Racing Stripes)

Prima Donna your song shall live again!   (Phantom of the Opera, The)

you could say that this mountains a lot like a woman. just when you think you know every inch of her and you're about to dip your skiis into some soft deep powder BAM!!! you got two broke legs, cracked ribs then you pay your twenty bucks just to let her punch your lift ticket all over again   (Out Cold)

Venice still stands   (League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The)

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden stop.   (Down by Law)

Crestwood is a maggot pusswad!   (Pump Up the Volume)

guy: kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. girl smoking: what's fucking one like?   (Lot Like Love, A)

Understanding Poetry, by Dr. J. Evans Pritchard, Ph.D.: To fully understand poetry, we must first be fluent with its meter, rhyme and figures of speech, then ask two questions: One, how artfully has the objective of the poem been rendered and two, How important is that objective? Question 1 rates the poem's perfection; question 2 rates its importance. And once these questions have been answered, determining the poem's greatness becomes a relatively simple matter. If the poem's score for perfection is plotted on the horizontal of a graph and its importance is plotted on the vertical, then calculating the total area of the poem yields the measure of its greatness. A sonnet by Byron might score high on the vertical but only average on the horizontal. A Shakespearean sonnet, on the other hand, would score high both horizontally and vertically, yielding a massive total area, thereby revealing the poem to be truly great. As you proceed through the poetry in this book, practice this rating method. As your ability to evaluate poems in this matter grows, so will, so will your enjoyment and understanding of poetry.   (Dead Poets Society)

1)You have really kind eyes, you know that? 2) Thanks. Umm... your hat has sequins.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Sex has nothing to do with character. Unless you're Eleanor Roosevelt.   (Beaches)

H: You see, Ram asked me out tonight, but he wants to double date with Kurt..... V: I don't know, *******, I kinda have this thing with **. H: Oh come on ********, put Billy the Kid on hold for one night?   (Heathers)