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1) I didn't realize you two knew eachother. 2)We don't.   (Clue)

Will you tell me the time?   (Woman Under the Influence, A)

Grand Hotel...always the same. People come, people go. Nothing ever happens.   (Grand Hotel)

She gave Gil the best years of her life. Sacrificed her youth... Always put herself last to bolster his ego, his drive, his ambition. Just as her dignity hung by a thread, he ran off with a pre-schooler.   (First Wives Club, The)

I hate to break it to you, but He is - He most definitely is.   (I Huckabees)

Check your message machine! message: you have 4... thousand messages. derek: hmm thats a bit more then usual   (Zoolander)

There's no mistake, Bill. If you veto their funding, it's not a mistake. If you hurt someone intentionally, it's not a mistake.   (Dave)

Your mother was the pride of the fucking tribe   (Once Were Warriors)

I was surfing the crimson wave. I had to haul ass to the ladies'.   (Clueless)

My mother wants to go to the police now.   (Frighteners, The)

JOHNNY: I...I killed him. I killed that boy. I killed him. PONYBOY: Johnny,I think I'm gonna be sick. JOHNNY: Go ahead man. I ain't gonna look at ya. I ain't gonna look. Pony, are you okay? PONYBOY: You really did kill him huh Johnny? JOHNNY: Yeah I had to. They were drowning you. They might have killed you. They were gonna beat me up. PONYBOY: What happened to the other guys? JOHNNY: Huh? They ran. They all ran off when I stabbed him.   (Outsiders, The)

I'm about to say fuck school and get money wit ch'all niggas   (Belly)

You slap a pair of tits on me and I'm a woman   (Analyze This)

Hey, nothing's forever, man.   (Revenge)

A) (Name), where is my car? B) Lake. Big lake!   (Sixteen Candles)

The author intrigues the reader by twisting the narrative so you never know what's coming next.   (Derailed)

Yee Ha! Jester's dead!   (Top Gun)

Soldier (can't remember name!) : This dock is off limits to civilians! Jack: Terribly sorry. If I see one, I shall inform you immediatly. (tries to walk off, soldiers block him) Apparently there's some sort of high-toned and fancy to do up at the fort, ay? How could it be that two upstanding gentlemen such as yourselves did not merit an invitation? Murtogg: Someone has to make sure this dock stays off limits to civilians! Jack: (trys to dodge soldiers again) well, It's a fine goal to be sure, but it seems to me.... Soldier: ay! Jack: ...that a ship like that (gestures to The Dauntless) makes this one here a bit superflous, really. Soldier: Oh, She's the power of these waters, for sure. But there's no ship as can match the Intercepter for speed. Jack: I've heard of one. It's supposed to be very fast, nigh uncatchable. The Black Pearl? Soldier: (laughs) No, no it's not. The Black Pearls' not a real ship. Murtogg: (pause, turns to look at soldier) Yes it is, i've seen it! Soldier: (laughs again) You've seen it..? Murtogg: Yes, I have! Soldier: You've seen a ship with black sails that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out? Murtogg: No, but I have seen a ship with black sails! Soldier: Oh! And no ship that's crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out could possibly have black sails, and therefore couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what you're saying? Murtogg: (smiles) No! Soldier: Like I said, there's no real ship as can match the Intercepter...(looks around, Jack has gone. Then, spotting him on the Dauntless) Ay! (Both soldiers clamber aboard the Dauntless) Soldier: You! Get away from there! Jack: I'm sorry. It's just such a pretty boat...Ship! Soldier: What's your name? Jack: Smith. Or Smithy, if you like. Soldier: What's your purpose in Port royal, Mr. Smith?   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

1/_You want a job?.... you got it! 2/_In the design department, sir? 1/_Kid, you ARE the design department   (Tucker: The Man and His Dream)

Now, lets send this prick to Val Halah!   (Stone Cold (Bosworth))