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no one is laughing at you micheal you said you wanted a unversial remote to cotrol the unvirse yea but what controls my unverise?   (Click)

Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in a the long, sad history of bad ideas.   (Lost World: Jurassic Park, The)

I was able to combine mathematical logic with romantic inconsistency.   (Torn Curtain)

Our house is probably too big, which is why my mum kept having babies, so we can keep it filled up.   (My Life So Far)

I've had people die that are close to me. I want to make sure they've gone to a nice place.   (Flatliners)

Whats the big deal, its just a little kibble.   (Running With Scissors)

Big time football hero.   (Heartbreak Ridge)

his helmet was stifling it narrowed his vision and he must see far.
his shield was heavy, it threw him off balance and his target was far away.
  (300)

Come on and get the big bad wolf   (Natural Born Killers)

- I killed my brother with malice in my heart. Hatred killed my family.   (Remember the Titans)

Ruperict, Remember what we did when Uncle Ted was here? (Ruperict dons a yellow rubber glove and begins to lube it up good with K-Y jelly) No No Ruperict,... before that!   (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)

Cannot sell bear skin without first shooting bear.   (Shanghai Cobra, The)

Some people hear their own inner voices with great clearness and they live by what they hear. Such people become crazy, but they become legends...   (Legends of the Fall)

ahh, a nickle... you see this? i quit! i open my own hotel!   (Eurotrip)

1) What is this strange looking creature over here? 2) Oh, Winky made that. That's his idea of a Martian.   (Santa Claus Conquers the Martians)

You're wearing my moustache.
Yeah? Well, you have mesh marks on your face.   (Great Muppet Caper, The)

1: You're a real blue flame special, aren't you, son? Young, dumb and full of come, I know. What I don't know is how you got assigned here. Guess we must just have ourselves an asshole shortage, huh? 2: [quietly] Not so far.   (Point Break)

Did you hear about the toast fucking? Toast fucking? yeah. It's where you fuck, or get fucked by, toast!   (Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy)

Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff.   (Shooter)

We're already freaked out.   (Reservoir Dogs)