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see you in hell tell them freddy sent you   (Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, A)

Hard Eight baby, just like mine!   (Hard Eight)

The Captain:OK. Well I have learned that there's always two sides to a story so what's yours? Marcus: Well I was at a family barbeque- Mike:We got a tip that the Haitains were going to pull a hit on the leading X-man Marcus:X-man, that's what they call Ectasy dealers. The Captain:Marcus, I know, th-that's why I'm captain. It's OK. So you got the money? [Mike shakes his head] The Captain:Oh OK, no money. Then you got the drugs? [Mike shakes his head again] The Captain:No drugs. well then who's this X-man? Mike:We're not sure yet. The Captain:You don't know? Then all that(refering to the mess they made on the highway)was for nothing? Marcus:Captain, I was at a family barbeque.   (Bad Boys II)

Guard1: You've seen a ship with black sails that is crewed by the damned and captaind by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out? Guard2: No. But I have seen a ship with black sails. Guard1: Oh, so no ship that isn't crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell spat him back out couldn't possibly have black sails so couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what your saying? Guard2: (nods) No. Guard1: As I was saying, there isn't a real ship that can--HEY!!! Hey you!! Get away from there!   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

We are here to turn you into industrious and honest citizens.   (Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner, The)

We got this medical plan that's really next...if you get run over by an armadillo.   (T. R. Baskin)

Somethin' I've always been curious about, just 'tween us girls. What exactly did you say to Pai Mei to make him snatch out your eye? I called him a miserable old fool. Ooo, bad idea. Know what I did? I killed that miserable old fool.   (Kill Bill: Vol. 2)

Where's the Fuck'n money Shithead? It's Down there somewhere let me get another look.   (Big Lebowski, The)

Crime is a left-handed form of human endeavor.   (Asphalt Jungle, The)

1/_ How about joining me for an after-dinner drink? 2/_ The living room?   (Glen or Glenda)

1) Ira Kane, head of the science department, Glen Canyon Community College. 2) Harry Block, United States Geological Survey. 3) Wayne Grey. I took some chemistry in high school.   (Evolution)

Fur! You have fur!   (Sheena)

A hotheaded ape with a hair-trigger temper.   (Fighting Seabees, The)

I feel really stupid asking this, but how do you get all that ice into that little hole?   (Million Dollar Baby)

You got too many rules working for ya and wayyyy too many rules working against me   (Playing by Heart)

you know that you need me... no I don't... I know that you know that you need me... I don't know that...   (Wedding Planner, The)

Dani: I love you, Court. Court Foster: Don't! Don't love me now. When things are so mixed up.   (Man in the Moon, The)

U.S.S. Echo.   (Wackiest Ship in the Army, The)

Opportunity will move out of the way to let a man pass it by.   (Henry Fool)

i a'nt getting no haircut!!!!!   (Cry-Baby)