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--Oh, wouldn't you like to hear my side of the story? --I think you're wonderful. --She has heard my side of the story.   (Nude Bomb, The)

You know that chic that works at dairy queen? The fat one? Yeah, she was comin over tonight,& i woulda tapped that shit for sure. Dude everyone's dead,your moms dead,your brother,that fat chic at dairy queen...dead Yeah that sucks too.   (Dawn of the Dead)

Urrr, it smells of sex in here.   (Super Troopers)

i ain't payin no 50 cents for no coke!!!!AHAHA then u ain't gettin no coke!   (Caddyshack)

Nothing happens if you don't show up   (Calendar Girl)

Suddenly I feel so alone   (Lara Croft: Tomb Raider)

1) It's a long story, something about the violation of expectations and a crushing loss of faith, in love, and life, and art. 2) So it's a girl. 1) Yes   (Must Love Dogs)

It was a fake. A piece of theater to justify the killing, ethic cleansing, genocide.   (Interpreter, The)

LEX:What did my father used to say to me?
KITTY:You're growing bald?
LEX:No, not that!
KITTY:Get out?   (Superman Returns)

I told you guys, we shouldn't have shot Lieutenant Neidermeyer.   (Twilight Zone: The Movie)

EWWW. THAT SMELLS LIKE BIG FOOTS DICK!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

That's what make Paris Paree.   (April in Paris)

I'm not a strett-rat. & i don't have fleas   (Aladdin)

im gonna shut this mother.... down   (Harlem Nights)

hello stranger   (Closer)

Great pate!   (Heathers)

Doesn't one and only mean like one...and only?   (Saving Silverman)

You will be welcome in Zukurau!   (Sheena)

alright for the other idiot, its puppy not poppy or papi, get it right losers   (Almost Heroes)

I just like to blend.   (Bewitched)