Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of YOUR ASS? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like NOW!   (Zoolander)

I took the liberty of ordering for you   (Shall We Dance?)

Ryan Dunn: Dude! She got fingered!   (Haggard: The Movie)

--How did he get so fat? --Stock market, real estate, investments.   (Body Heat)

your a very nice boy,   (Love & Basketball)

kkd   (Rebel Without a Cause)

are you fighting for something do you even know? can you tell me what it is?!   (Matrix Revolutions, The)

How do you say: 'This is what I want.'?,/P>   (Sabrina)

Guard1: You've seen a ship with black sails that is crewed by the damned and captaind by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out? Guard2: No. But I have seen a ship with black sails. Guard1: Oh, so no ship that isn't crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell spat him back out couldn't possibly have black sails so couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what your saying? Guard2: (nods) No. Guard1: As I was saying, there isn't a real ship that can--HEY!!! Hey you!! Get away from there!   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

I wish I knew how to quite you!   (Brokeback Mountain)

--What did the medic think it was? --Meningitis.   (In Enemy Hands)

Grow those back!   (X-Men 3, The Last Stand)

--Why me? There are a lot of other very high class detectives around. Why would you pick me? --You were not the first idea that came to mind. --The second, huh? --The fifty-third.   (Shamus)

They're not the state's son's. They're MY sons! When they were babies, I didn't see the state coming along with a spare tit.   (Shenandoah)

Luke: Are you guys police? Policeman: Campus police (Bo and Luke laugh at drive off)...Policeman: Mother of God.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

Oh, you don't have to draw me any diagrams.   (Carry On Abroad)

When you gotta go, you gotta go   (Jurassic Park)

Hey, guys this is derek and matilda. They are gonna be hiding out here for a rew days coz someone is trying to make derek kill the prime minister of micronesia   (Zoolander)

keep dreamin', maniac!   (Taking of Pelham One Two Three, The)

A man.   (Gone with the West)