Apparently when you combine yodels with large quanities of cough syrup you get acid.   (Click)

1)Did you get someone to double for me there, out front? 2)We're working on it. 1)Try to find someone who looks like me this time. That last guy was a joke. 2)We're doing our best, sir.   (Dave)

when Sid gets the necklace Sid: WOAHH THATS REALLY COOL! Where's the key? Nancy: What key? Sid: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA   (Sid and Nancy)

CHARGE!! CHARGE THE BLOCKHOUSE!   (Arsenic and Old Lace)

I have fiduiciary responsibilities to uphold.   (Failure to Launch)

Unlike your father you lack the will to do all that is necessary. If someone stands between you and true justice you simple walk up behind him and stab him in the heart.   (Batman Begins)

Dante: I love you Becky. Becky: I'm pregnant Dante.   (Clerks II)

Tell me, why did you throw the 'Heart of the Ocean' over the railing of the Titanic? Did you feel bad letting Leo drown while you floated on the big wood door? Could you have taken turns, or were you just too scared to freeze your big fat ASS off?   (Bruce Almighty)

Conspiracy A-Go-Go   (Slacker)

did i miss 60B? DID I MISS 60B?!??!?! DID I MISS 60B?!?!?   (Elizabethtown)

Hold until relieved. Hold until relieved.   (Longest Day, The)

Melvin: NATURE ITS ALL OVER ME   (Madagascar)

1) We're all going to die and it doesn't matter if it's tomorrow or 80 years from now. Do you know how fast time goes? I was six, like, yesterday. 2) Me too.   (What About Bob?)

This is the country where the nuggets of gold are just crying out for you to take them out of the ground and make 'em shine in coins on the fingers and necks of swell dames.   (Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The)

Lamont: Oh, that knife.   (Shadow, The)

Zorg: This case is empty. Cornelius: What? Zorg: Empty. The opposite of full. This case is supposed to be full! Aknot: You asked for a case. We brought you a case. Zorg: A case with four stones in it! What the hell am I supposed to do with an empty case? Aknot: We are warriors, not merchants. Zorg: But you can still count!   (Fifth Element, The)

Theresa: I am alone, not lonely   (Looking for Mr. Goodbar)

1/_Bitterman! Do you want to double your salary!? 2/_Yes sir! 1/_Then open that door!   (Arthur)

--Like you said 'The law is the law and we have to face up to it sometime.'
--When did I say that?   (Support Your Local Sheriff!)

Maybe his head just got loose and fell off.   (Q)