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I'm gonna throw something your way..and you can either take it, or throw it right back at me.. i wanna be on yo   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

She probably gets off tellin him her boyfriends a Jarhead!   (Jarhead)

Can you spell MGM backwards? I bet you can't.   (Showgirls)

1/_Sometimes, for your own sake Red... I think you should've stuck to me longer. 2/_I thought it was for life, but the nice judge gave me a full pardon. 1/_Aaah, that's the old redhead...no bitterness, no recrimination... just a good swift left to the jaw!   (Philadelphia Story, The)

--They're going for the biggest stash in the city. --Where? --You're the detective. Detect. --Give me some help. --Look where the men in blue hang out.   (McQ)

Schwartz created a slight breach of etiquette by skipping the triple dare and going right for the throat!   (Christmas Story, A)

Catch a falling star and put it in your pocket....   (Princess Diaries, The)

Tia:You were suppose to be here at ten,its not even nine yet. Uncle Buck:Who said anything about that?I just thought you would like to join us for some ice cream.Maybe your bug can join us.We can talk about burying the hatchet.You know what a hatchet is don't you bug? Bug:Like an ax? Buck:Yea, sort of.I like to keep mine with me in case..say a someone has been drinking and about to drive a loved one home.I like to know I have it. I've been known to keep mine sharp enough to circumsize a nat. Wait a minuite.....bug....nat? Is there some similarity there?I think there is. Do you understand what I'm talking about?I dont think you do. You want to see it? I'll be right back. (Buck walks back to the car raises the trunk pulls out the hatchet and waives it in the air)Here is is!come on up and look at it!Ok maybe later! Bug:I better go Tia:He's all talk.   (Uncle Buck)

I have never been so happy to be a virgin   (Scream)

Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? They're a little melty, but damn are they exquisite!   (Mallrats)

It's ladies night at the Gold Tooth we get in for free!!   (B*A*P*S)

See what the world looks like through those. And you: Semper Fi.   (That Thing You Do!)

I banged her five times and she was begging for more.   (Sorority Boys)

Can you drive stick?   (Batman Begins)

(man gets shot & falls down hillside) Saxsby! Burt Saxsby!? Tell him he's fired!   (Diamonds Are Forever)

I guess this is end-of-line.   (Tron 2.0)

Anakin: You turned her against me. Obi-won: You have done that yourself. Anakin: I will not let you take her from me. Obi-won: Your greed and you lust for power have already done that. You have allowed this Sith Lord to twist your mind. Until now, until now you have become the very thing you swore to destroy. Anakin: Dont lecture me anymore Obi-won. I see the lies of the Jedi, I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, security, justice and freedom to my new Empire. Obi-won: Your new Empire? Anakin my allegence is to the Republic, to democracy. Anakin: If you're not with me, than you're my enemy. Obi-won: Only a Sith deals in absolute. I will do what I must. Anakin: You will try.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

You can never go home again, Oatman... but I guess you can shop there.   (Grosse Pointe Blank)

--Anybody else just wondering? --Nope. Not me, boss.   (4 for Texas)

If anybody tried to convince me that i was still alive, i would hardly believe it.   (Wild Geese, The)