He's a two-bit Mussolini   (Von Ryans Express)

give it up for the pretend princess, diner girl, sam montgomery   (Cinderella Story, A)

diet coke   (Serendipity)

Goose: How do know they're submerged if they're submerged?   (Pearl Harbor)

Come on, Secretary?-I'm sorry Sack but I've got to support my daughter on this one.-Okay you don't know shit.   (Wedding Crashers)

Mary: Old lady, huh? Steve: Let me explain Mary: You told me you're name was STEVE? Steve: My name is Steve, my last name is Edison, Fran calls me Eddie it's a nickname. Mary: I have a better nickname for you, how about common, cheating sleezy... Steve: I know what you're thinking Mary: What I'm thinking involves a machette and a pair of plyers. Steve: Okay. Now the day you had the accident... Mary: That was a special day. Steve: Yes it was, I was running late. Mary: How convenient. Steve: I was on my way to meet Fran and our wedding planner Mary: SURPRISE! Steve: ...which you turn out to be, what are the odds? Mary: Don't dance around the issue Steve: I'm not! Mary: You didn't show that day because you don't want to get married. I see it all the time Steve: You see what? Mary: Why'd you tell you're fiance you saved an old lady? Exactly! You think you want to get married, but you don't. You're just pitiful and confused looking around for some hot pepper whereever you can. Steve: Oh, you have no idea what you are talking about. Mary: Yeah? Steve: Yeah! Mary: Then why'd you go to the movies with me? Steve: Why did Steve go to the movies with you? Well first of all, Steve likes the movies. Steve had the night off. Steve said 'hey, you know what? a movie sounds good.' Plus I got an invitation. Mary: Why is Steve refering to himself in the 3rd person? Steve: What are you talking about? Mary: You think you can double talk your way out of this, throw me off your scent? But I smell you! Steve: Yeah, I smell like sweet red plums and grilled cheese sandwiches. Mary: What? Steve: It's what you said to me right before you passed out. Mary: Ugh I did not. (....don't know this part...) Mary: Ugh, you are hideous. Steve: Yeah? Then why'd you ask me to dance? Mary: I didn't Steve: Yeah you did you said 'Steve do you want to dance?' Mary: I did not...and even if I did I'm not the one who's engaged. Steve: It was a dance. Whoopty doo. Didn't mean anything. Mary: Then why'd you almost   (Wedding Planner, The)

I took soldiers to fight for their country.   (Major Dundee)

We do not tolerate rudeness.   (Garbo Talks)

Emma are you like this because you have an abnormally large clit?   (Clerks II)

--You can divorce me. --Divorce is out of the question. --I konw. I realize that. --Then why did you say it? --Because it is out of the question.   (Yellow Rolls-Royce, The)

1. Hey, it's your buddies, Hank and Earl, and we got something you want. 2. I don't know what you're talkin about. 3. We're talkin beer kegs, BI-OTCH!   (National Security)

Why don't you analyze my Oedipus complex or my lousy father?   (Cobweb, The)

Fay this is so scrumptious! Is this hand schucked?   (What About Bob?)

Dr. Lawrence: Fuck this shit!!!   (Saw)

Guilty men bow their heads in shame, innocent men shout from the rafters.   (Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil)

Bar tender: So..who do you want to win? Julian: The GOGDAMN Jets!   (Big Daddy)

He was Phi Slamma Jamma runnin' stank all over it with rib-ticklin' jumps of double vanilla funk!   (Bedazzled)

You couldn't possibly make it 3:45?? No, 4 o'clock. It's better, it's best.   (What About Bob?)

Sirius: Stay away from my godson. [punches Malfoy]   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

Why y'all look like you've seen a ghost? It's me, dear friends - alive and kicking!... Well, alive, anyway.... We may have lost the war, but heaven knows we haven't lost our sense of humour! No, not even when we've lost a lung, a spleen, a bladder, two legs, thirty-five feet of small intestine, and our ability to reproduce - all in the name of the South! - do we ever lose our sense of humour!!!   (Wild Wild West)