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What you pooped in the refrigerator? And...you ate the whole...wheel of ...cheese. Wow, how'd you do that? You know I'm not even mad. That's amazing!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

1)When'd y'all get so integrated in here? 2)This morning!   (Beauty Shop)

I'm not a strett-rat. & i don't have fleas   (Aladdin)

It's the tiger sharks you need to worry about Brice. -Yeah those are the ones with the stripes on 'em.   (Into the Blue)

hey doc you dont have enough road to get up to 88   (Back to the Future)

Man, if this was my car, I'd be PISSED!!!   (Bad Boys II)

Jesus Amber, the woman clung to your tap shoes while flying through the air like a goddamn lawn dart!   (Drop Dead Gorgeous)

I know I've only known you for a few days, but I have to tell you...you smell really bad.   (Coyote Ugly)

#1 Charels Christopher Shine. Isn't Shine a Jewish name? #2 Biblically. #1 Christopher? Shine #2 My Mom is Catholic. I've got all kinds of guilt. #1 How's that working out for you. #2 Fine. I a had a lot of therapy as a kid.   (Derailed)

so you did it you did'nt need martha to win you did it yourself yea im going to miss her we were suppose to the movies well you can with me i'd like that   (Ladybugs)

Lelaina Pierce: I was really going to be somebody by the time I was 23. Troy Dyer: Honey, all you have to be by the time you're 23, is yourself. Lelaina Pierce: I don't know who that is anymore. Troy Dyer: I do. And we all love her. I love her. She breaks my heart again and again. But I love her.   (Reality Bites)

Jon: Come on Baby come to Daddy. Jane: Who's your daddy now?   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

What do you do when the thing you most wanted, so perfect, just comes?   (Red Violin, The)

All right, what's it all about, Moseby?   (Night Moves)

what is that entoxicating scent youre wearing doris? I have cats. MEOW WA WA!   (Van Wilder)

My interests are more personal than governmental.   (Our Man Flint)

water is wet   (Last Boy Scout, The)

I've tasted the Manju (cake) and I've tasted the flowers.... and I think the flowers taste better!   (Merry Christmas, Mr. Lawrence)

But this is Mugatu, Derek. Right now this guy is so hot he can take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple of fishhooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings.   (Zoolander)

The virus of capitalism is highly infectious.   (Manchurian Candidate, The)