I'm a lawyer. I talk for a living.   (Rumor Has It...)

You're upcoming elections are important to us, Mr. Billings.   (Power)

All these little girls have one thing in common. You know what that is? Disillusionment. It always comes from the same thing...Expectations. The greatest woman-killer of all time.   (Cop)

1. I'll pick you up in an hour.
2. Great!!! That will give me some time to wax my chest.   (Blades of Glory)

Did your mom slip ya the tounge?   (Clerks II)

Trust everyone, just don't trust the devil inside them.   (Italian Job, The)

look Kenny, dead people usually don't take showers. .. and how many dead people do you kno?   (Sixth Man, The)

A) I don't drink. I feel it affects your decision-making. B) You may be right - I can't decide.   (Arthur)

1: She sounds like a real classy broad. 2: You wouldn't know a classy broad if she took a dump on your head.   (Outside Providence)

See, some peckerwood's gotta get the thing up. And some peckerwood's gotta land the son of a bitch. And that peckerwood is called a pilot   (Right Stuff, The)

I can't see things that are right in front of me, and I can see things that couldn't be there.   (Blink)

M-Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.   (Waterboy, The)

Pastor) BE GONE YE DEMONS OF HELL!!.....
Zombie)Would you keep it down? We're in a church.   (Corpse Bride)

1. When are you planning on being married. 2. Morning. 1. Damn you Tristan! You will marry her. 2. And make an honest woman of her? 1. YES!!! Goddamn you to hell. 2. Yes, I will marry her. If she'll have me. 1. If she'll have you? Do you love her? Or did you seduce her just to spite me. 2. That's not what I did. 1. And what about Samuel? 2. What about Samuel? 1. You tell me about Samuel. 2. We all loved Samuel, Samuel is dead. WHAT?!?! 1. How convenient that is for you. 2. Because you love her, I will forgive you for that. Once, you say that again, and we are not brothers. ONCE. 1. Tristan, you know you can't make her happy. 2. Gonna try. 1. You will fail.   (Legends of the Fall)

Leave me alone...Leave me alone here take my kids gets dem safe   (Color Purple, The)

1.Funny couple, ain't they? 2.Yeah. 1.If you ask me, I don't believe they're married. 2.They're married all right. I just seen the license. 1.They made me get them a rope and a blanket on a night like this. What do you reckon that's for? 2.Blamed if I know. I just brung 'em a trumpet. 1.A trumpet? 2.Yeah, one of them toy things. They sent me to the store to get it. 1.But what in the world do they want a trumpet for? 2.Dunno.

loser, you're a loser   (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
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it's called pilates. Stan Ross: Pi-what?   (Mr. 3000)

It's a library card.   (Pagemaster, The)

The monkey's his uncle?   (Lion King, The)