#1 Mmmm. This is good coffee. Hard to find coffee this good in Philly... but you know that, don't you Tom. #2 No, actually I don't. I've never been to Philadelphia. Pennsylvania is that where you guys are from? #1 Ha ha, like you don't know #2 I'm sorry, do you think we know each other? #1 (takes of shades) You tell me. #2 No, I don't think we know each other. #1 Come on Joey, cut the crap. #2 My name is Tom. #1 Joey Cusack. Your name! Is Joey Cusack!   (History of Violence, A)

You are the damn dumbest smart kid I know.   (
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Gary... who's Gary?   (Weird Science)

You know how I know you're gay? Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

I know I've only known you for a few days, but I have to tell you...you smell really bad.   (Coyote Ugly)

Loudspeaker: Captain Ouver white courtesy phone, Captain Clarence Ouver white courtesy phone. (Captain picks up red phone) Lady On Phone: No, the white phone! Captain Ouver: Oh... (Captain picks up white phone) Captain Ouver: This is Captain Ouver Lady on Phone: One moment for your call from the Mayo clinic Loudspeaker: Captain Ouver white courtesy phone Captain Clarence Ouver Captain Ouver: I've got it! Loudspeaker: Thank you!   (Airplane!)

1 What are you gonna do? 2 What do you think I'm gonna do? I'm gonna save the fuckin' day!   (Con Air)

That's gotta be a felony. Impersonating a person in orbit.   (Dish, The)

Mister, if you dont shut up, I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass!!!   (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

You'll be drinkin blood if I slap your face   (Beautiful Thing)

the greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return   (Moulin Rouge!)

*KISS* YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND BUYING ME A GUITAR EVERY TIME YOU SCREW UP#2 I KNOW BUT THEN THERE IS ALWAYS TH DRUMS A BASS AND MAYBE EVEN THE TAMBORING.*KISS*   (10 Things I Hate About You)

it tastes like yours only sweeter
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Back off, Loretta! Was this even in Moonstruck?   (Moonstruck)

We are no longer the Knights who say Ni. We are now the Knights who say...Icky Icky Icky Pa-Kang Zoooop Boing Shoom Bowl Zhiv.   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

With Nixon in the White House, good health seemed to be in bad taste.   (California Suite)

We're all living pinnochio's right?   (First Daughter)

1/ What's your name? 2/ Davis 1/ My name's McCardle.... well... see ya! 2/ Bye   (12 Angry Men)

Oh, God, I think I've just cum.   (Wedding Date, The)

You dirty, filthy, perverted monster! You are the meanest, cruelest, most loathsome thing I've ever met!   (Carpetbaggers, The)