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Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.   (Circle of Friends)

Is that kid on the escalator again??   (Mallrats)

you turned injun, dincha'?   (Dances with Wolves)

Zero percent A.P.R. til March.   (Mr. & Mrs. Smith)

Mathis: Being dead does not mean one cannot be helpful.   (Casino Royale)

1. You have her picture on her wall? 2. Yeah. I slapped the ham to it like an hour ago! 3. What ham did you slap? Not the one I just bought?   (Just Friends)

You were beautiful, but if you don't mind my saying, mean as a snake.   (Beautiful Girls)

Tia:You were suppose to be here at ten,its not even nine yet. Uncle Buck:Who said anything about that?I just thought you would like to join us for some ice cream.Maybe your bug can join us.We can talk about burying the hatchet.You know what a hatchet is don't you bug? Bug:Like an ax? Buck:Yea, sort of.I like to keep mine with me in case..say a someone has been drinking and about to drive a loved one home.I like to know I have it. I've been known to keep mine sharp enough to circumsize a nat. Wait a minuite.....bug....nat? Is there some similarity there?I think there is. Do you understand what I'm talking about?I dont think you do. You want to see it? I'll be right back. (Buck walks back to the car raises the trunk pulls out the hatchet and waives it in the air)Here is is!come on up and look at it!Ok maybe later! Bug:I better go Tia:He's all talk.   (Uncle Buck)

Do business with the Devil, and you get it every time.   (Naked Spur, The)

It's so depressing. Have you ever listened to the words?   (Bodyguard, The)

1) English, French or Italian? 2) Gosh, you speak all those languages? 1) Actually, if it were French or Italian, I'd be out.   (L.A. Story)

Is it weird that it feels good?   (American Wedding)

Falcone: I like chocolate, I like fudge, if I can't make any, I won't budge   (Haggard: The Movie)

(Making fun of Michael Jackson) Hey, can I talk to you for a minute!......I can moon walk all up and down your ass!!! ...I'll see you later!   (Eddie Murphy Raw)

I say, not until you pay da toll   (Robin Hood: Men in Tights)

Excuse me waitress, can I have a ssppoooooooooo... It's ok! Found one!   (Bruce Almighty)

oh come on josh thats so fucking stupied   (Dead Man on Campus)

It's nights like this I miss dating a Lesbian.   (Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)

if this world were to end...there would only be you and him....and no one else   (Donnie Darko)

I sometimes think you take a rather dim view of my future, my dear.   (Pride and Prejudice)