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Natures first green is gold Her hardest hue to hold Early leafs a flower Only So an hour Then leaf subsides to leaf and Eden sinks to greif Dawn goes down to day Nothing gold can stay   (Outsiders, The)

We got no money, we got no food, our pets' heads are faling off!!   (Dumb & Dumber)

Oh my God I love this kitchen   (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind)

Facts mean nothing to you. Evidence means nothing to you. All you can see is your own cockeyed hunches.   (Battle of the Bulge)

--I can see you're disappointed. --No, not at all. A little speckling and some napalm and this place could make a nice mausoleum.   (Fletch Lives)

1.) My density, has popped me to you. 2.) What?   (Back to the Future)

No one outside this room has that information.   (Spies Like Us)

Now we are going to fight the old navy way. First one to die, loses!!   (Hot Shots! Part Deux)

I'm 37, I'm not old!   (Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Even a dog gets a warm piece of the sidewalk.   (Donnie Brasco)

If anybody tried to convince me that i was still alive, i would hardly believe it.   (Wild Geese, The)

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Gentlemen, start your engines!   (Winning)

Zinnia Wormwood: Look, Miss Snit, a girl does not get anywhere by acting intelligent! I mean, take a look at you and me. You chose books - I chose looks. I have a nice house, a wonderful husband... and you are slaving away teaching snot-nosed children their ABCs. You want Matilda to go to college? Ha, ha, ha ha... Harry Wormwood: College? I didn't go to college. I don't know anybody who did. Bunch of hippies and cesspool salesmen, ha ha ha ha... Miss Jennifer Jenny Honey: Don't sneer at educated people, Mr. Wormwood. If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. Harry Wormwood: Yeah... Miss Jennifer Jenny Honey: Or or say you were sued for selling a faulty car. The lawyer who defended you would have gone to college too. Harry Wormwood: What car? Sued by who? Who you been talking to? ..................................................................... Harry Wormwood: A book? What do you want a book for? Matilda Wormwood: To read. Harry Wormwood: To read? Why would you want to read when you got the television set sitting right in front of you? There's nothing you can get from a book that you cant get from a television faster. ..................................................................... Harry Wormwood: I'm smart you're dumb. I'm big; youre little. And there's nothing you can do about it. Agatha Trunchbull: I need a car, inexpensive but reliable. Can you service me? Harry Wormwood: In a manner of speaking, yes. Uh, welcome to Wormwood Motors. Harry Wormwood, owner, founder, whatever. Agatha Trunchbull: Agatha Trunchbull, principal, Crunchem Hall Elementary School. Harry Wormwood: Huh. Agatha Trunchbull: I warn you, sir, I want a tight car, because I run a tight ship. Harry Wormwood: Oh yeah, huh, well, uh... Agatha Trunchbull: My school is a model of discipline! Use the rod, beat the child, that's my motto. Harry Wormwood: Terrific motto Agatha Trunchbull: You have brats yourself? Harr   (Matilda)

How can he say that pure categories have no objective meaning in transcendental logic? What about synthetic unity?   (Superman III)

1/_Detective, what if I told you that God and the Devil made a wager... A standing bet for the souls of all mankind 2/_I'd tell you to stay on your meds... 1/_Humour me.... *no direct contact with humans* that would the rule, just influences, see who would win 2/_Ok, I'm humouring you... why? 1/_Who knows, maybe just for the fun of it, no telling. 2/_Oh, so it's fun... it's fun when a man beats his wife to death, it's fun when a woman drowns her own baby, and you think it's the Devil.   (Constantine)

--So, what are you gonna do? --I think I need a beer.   (Basic)

would u like to have a sucle of my zippil   (Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me)

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Kick him in the nards, wolfman doesn't have nards . . . WOLF MAN HAS NARDS!   (Monster Squad, The)