twinsitters

Kick him in the nards, wolfman doesn't have nards . . . WOLF MAN HAS NARDS!   (Monster Squad, The)

He a weak white boy, beatin' on a nigger make him feel strong!   (Glory)

Vampire in subway: No fat people...they taste like cheetos.   (Blade: Trinity)

I don't know, Lloyd, the French are assholes.   (Dumb & Dumber)

I like to feel his eyes on me when I look away   (Before Sunrise)

Broke into the wrong God damn rec room didn't you? You bastards!   (Tremors)

And this is what happens when you use the other guy's brake pads: You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along kid's are in the back seat screamin', "Daddy I gotta pee!" "Not now, damn it!". Uh oh, truck tire (brakes screeching). I can't stop! Oh there's cliff. (makes crashing noises). Oh we're burning alive! I can't feel my legs! In comes the meat wagon (makes siren noises). Ordely steps out and looks at the wreckage, "Oh my God." New guy's over the corner pukin' his guts out (wretching). All because you wanted to save a couple of pennies.   (Tommy Boy)

you know what it means when the cowboy hat is on the door now put it back on   (Meet the Fockers)

I Figured You's Would Understand!   (Scarface)

Dong has only been in our country a short time Fred, I think we could all help him to Assimilate.   (Sixteen Candles)

Halsey: When you?Äôre in command, command.   (Midway)

This movie sucked and Michael Moore is a fat bastard.   (Fahrenheit 9/11)

It would not be difficult, Mein F??hrer.   (Dr. Strangelove)

I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy.   (Big Lebowski, The)

You're puttin' the pussy on a pedestal   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

There were 242 people that worked on this car, that means there are 242 chances for you people to do something right!   (Class Action)

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you've got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I'm a sure thing.   (Pretty Woman)

Who the fuck are you?   (Resident Evil: Apocalypse)

There is no cabin.   (Clearing, The)

One ring to bind us, one ring to bind our love, one ring to keep us together....forever entwined   (Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The)