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That is so ironic. She worked on Jaws, and then she drowns in a Jacuzzi.   (Last Shot, The)

apologize for the cubs losing in 84   (Taking Care of Business)

Son of a bitch he stole my line   (Goodwill Hunting)

I don't trust women. In fact, I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die   (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)

Don't kill me. I basically a good kid.   (Lost Boys, The)

1) Aw, come one Paulie I was hungry! 2)You're always hungry! 1) You don't never let me eat. 2)You're always eatin'!   (Houseguest)

Jingle bells.   (My Favorite Wife)

My first wife was a second cook in a third-rate joint on Fourth Street.   (Glass Key, The)

866-787-7476.   (Incredibles, The)

This is no longer a research expedition, this is a rescue mission and it starts right now.   (Lost World: Jurassic Park, The)

Are you guys ready? Let's roll!   (United 93)

I just want you to know, I think you're a wonderful dog.   (Finding Neverland)

1: Why don't art students look out the window in the morning? 2: So they'll have something to do in the afternoon.   (Divorcing Jack)

Are you in some kind of witness protection plan?   (History of Violence, A)

You are beautiful!... You are ugwy...and you are-!   (Moulin Rouge!)

Hey look they have the Monkeys. They had a huge influence on the Beatles   (Dumb & Dumber)

Ladies and gentlemen. The next contest is between... Big Goliath, The Macedonian Baby-Crusher, and Boris Miser.   (Life of Brian)

You should definitely tell her, because I saw this movie called Liar Liar and the message was, Don't lie. And that was a smart movie.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

We do not tolerate rudeness.   (Garbo Talks)

Who is your Daddy and what does he do?   (Kindergarten Cop)