1/_Did you hear about the Irish girl who took *the pill* twice 2/_To be sure, to be sure   (Odd Angry Shot, The)

You're Norma Desmond. You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big. I am big. It's the pictures that got small.   (Sunset Boulevard)

[Tagline] Let the squashing begin!   (Eight Legged Freaks)

guess what? ill be where im at!!   (All About the Benjamins)

D'ya like dags?   (Snatch)

--It used to be a studio. A painter once lived here. Poor guy, he was starving. He tried everything, even cut his ear off. --Who, Van Gogh? --No, I think his name was Schwartz.   (Irma La Douce)

Maa: Young'un! You're Alive!
Babe: Maa! What's Happening, Who Are These Men
Frank: I'll Get Him Out. Come Around, Sniff! [Whistles]
[Sniff Jumps Out Of The Sheeps And Runs]
Babe: Where's Our Boss? It Doesn't Seem Right.
[Sniff The Dog Knocks Babe Over. And Babe Runs Out, Squealing And Sniff Chases After Him And Starts Barking]

By: Kristie Laurain   (Babe)

Remain calm, your son has merely been stunned by a less than lethal weapon. right now 50,000 volts of electricity are being passed through your skeletal tissue. Your central nervous system has been incapacitated, you will remain motor vehicle functions momentarily   (Meet the Fockers)

Life could be quite an adventure.   (Hook)

Do I have stupid written on my face?   (Big Dis, The)

Apollo Creed: Now, when you beat me, you beat me by one... ONE... second. Now do you know what something like that does to a man of my intelligence? Rocky Balboa: I thought you said you got over it. Apollo Creed: I lied.   (Rocky III)

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--I noticed that these men were wearing Battle of the Budge ribbons. --There were no ribbons for the Battle of the Budge. --Exactly. These men are imposters.   (Our Man Flint)

It makes my lips numb just thinking about it but if your friend is a good sailor and the craft is sea worthy then yes, I'll go sailing.   (What About Bob?)

--How do you come to this dirty business? --The usual...Money.   (Professionals, The)

its a trip you know, when youre a kid, you, you see everyhting youve always wanted, and it never occurs to you, that its not gonna turn out that way   (Love & Basketball)

I'm not buying you chocolate.   (Imaginary Heroes)

I didn't always lose. I won't always lose again. I can still fight.   (Cinderella Man)

A no hitter on the cape wont even make the globe tommorrow. But the right girl, that will last you forever   (Summer Catch)

1. It's our wedding night and we don't want to have sex? 2. Honey, we have the rest of our married lives to have sex...so it's okay if we don't do it tonight 1. Now I kinda want to!   (Just Married)