I'm going off the grid. No more Franchises, no more botox, no more "Hey, oh, lets clone another goat," and certainly no more sexual harassment lawsuits, what's wrong with saying "Hey, nice tits." When did that go out the window?   (Accepted)

Fred: We were thinking, Harry. We could slip Umbridge some Puking Pastilles -
George: Or some Fever Fudge. They give you these massive, pus-filled boils -
Harry: [trying to be alone with Cho] Yeah, that sounds great guys could you excuse me?   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

Ha ha ha! Fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never get into a land war in Asia, but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Cicilian when death is on the line! Ha hahahahahah   (Princess Bride, The)

1. These people need to get to a hospital, how fast can you land this plane? 2. I cant say. 1. C'mon, you can tell me, Im a doctor. 2. No, I dont know when I can land. 1. Can you make a guess? 2. Well, not for another 2 hours. 1. You cant make a guess for another 2 hours? 2. No, I cant land the plane for another 2 hours.   (Airplane!)

You're either a one or zero. Alive or dead.   (Anti-Trust)

I'm an American and you're a sick asshole   (Falling Down)

You don't recruit John Steele. You just unleash him.   (Steele Justice)

What can I do, old man, I'm dead, aren't I?   (Third Man, The)

Well, it has to do with Chinatown.   (Hammett)

As your attourney I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top.   (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

I know more words than you do.   (Women, The)

ward, i think you were a little hard on the beaver...so was eddie hascal, wally and ms. cleaver. this guy keeps screamin', he's paranoid- quick, someone get his ass another steroid! bla-bladdy bloom bla bloom bla-bladdy bloom bla-i didn't hear a word you said- hippidy hoop-la! is that a tank top, or a new bra? look, snoop-dog just got a fuckin' boob job! didn't you listen to the last round, meathead? pay attention, you're sayin' the same shit that he said (in background: ima fuck you up!). matter fact, dawg, here's a pencil-go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful- and don't come back until somethin' dope hits you...fuck it, you can take the mike home wit' you! lookin' like a cyclone hit you, tank top's screamin' 'lotto, i don't fit you!' you see how far them white jokes get you, boy's like, 'how vanilla ice gon' dis you'? my motto- fuck lotto - i'll get the seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow. ~ i fuckin love eminem...all yall bitches who get the quotes wrong, you don't deserve to post up here...check your shit first! <3 sara   (8 Mile)

Now how the fuck threw that?   (Scary Movie 3)

yeah!!! they won! group hug in the showers tonight   (Longest Yard, The)

Nobody wanted this war but the Nazis. A great many people tried to deal with them. Millions have died for no other reason except that the Nazis wanted them dead. In the final showdown there was nothing left to do except to fight.   (Battleground)

Kurt: I want Tong Po Winston: Forget about it! im not signing your death warrant too. Kurt:Just tell me where he is. Winston: God damn it no! I dont want any fuckin' part of it! Go home! Wait your 3 months and go home where your safe. I dont want your blood on my hands, i got enough already! Kurt: He's going to pay for this, you hear me?! I'll find him, i don't need your help. Winston: the only way you'll find him is inside the ring and you are not good enough!! Kurt: no matter where, i'll get him. Winston: You dont understand. You go after him outside the ring and we're dead, all of us! He's too valuable to them!The only way is inside the ring and like i said, you aint good enough. Kurt: we'll see, ok? We'll see, we'll see..............   (Kickboxer)

Red and yellow, blue and green, are the flowers that i see, growing in the fields with me, to brighten up our wayyyyy, to brighten up our way   (Dark Night Of The Scarecrow)

You say somebody's guilty, everybody believes you. You say he's innocent, nobody cares.   (Absence of Malice)

hey your making me look stupid get out here pandajerk   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

lovely party.... pity i wasn't invited   (Ace Ventura: Pet Detective)