lloyd: I'm gonna miss the bus dad. Gotta go. dad: but you're already at school. we go through this every year.   (Dumb and Dumberer)

This is Shaka, do not underestimate her because she is a woman, she has NO maternal instincts!   (Nighthawks)

God didn't do that, you did it. You're a fucking narcotics agent!   (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas)

who do you think you are, Micheal J. Fox?   (Just Married)

Yeah, you're alright, wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way?   (Caddyshack)

Everybody dance!   (Stormy Weather)

EWWW. THAT SMELLS LIKE BIG FOOTS DICK!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

The tension in the air was so thick, you could cut it with a knife. Which is more than I can say for the liver.   (Silence of the Lambs, The)

got you. youre mine now for the rest of the day, week, month, year, life. do you know who i am yet? sometimes i think you might.   (Rules of Attraction, The)

mmmm hungry i am   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Why do I want this fucking job?   (Quick Change)

and here i am telling my secrets to the one person your not suppose tot ell your secrets to   (Almost Famous)

There's my hole Johnny. I gotta go!   (Seabiscuit)

1/_Respectfully, sir, the former V.P. is a good man, and a decent man. 2/_Bullshit!_I know Nixon personally. He lugs a trainload of shit behind him that would fertilize the Sinai. Why, I wouldn't buy an apple from the son-of-a-bitch and I consider him a good close personal friend   (Good Morning Vietnam)

--Doctor, a relative of mine, he's here with a gunshot wound. Could you please tell where I can find him? --Why don't you try at the reception desk? --There's no one there, Doctor. --He could be on the seond floor, in the emergency room. --Thanks, Doctor.   (Bullitt)

Jamal, YOU have the most...amazing....PENIS Jamal: Yes i do   (How High)

So have ever done it in water?   (Clueless)

so, how can i be of service to you my zip-lock friend?   (Bubble Boy)

You know what the real story is? Foreigners influence American elections.   (Power)

I hate to break it to you, but He is - He most definitely is.   (I ♥ Huckabees)