You know how I know you're gay? You wax your anus! You know how I know you're gay? You waxed my anus!!   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Oh, Jake, short lawyers, they worry me.   (Laughing Policeman, The)

He was a soldier of rome.Honor him.   (Gladiator)

1. One time we breeded a bull dog with a shitzu. 2. Really, that's weird. 1. Yeah we called it a bull shit. (Harry laughing histerically)   (Dumb & Dumber)

Harry: [being possessed] You've lost, old man.   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

Listen to me... a horse that sweats in the morning; cream that sours overnight, you know the signs, we both know!   (Warlock)

Sparrow: Have I threaten you before?   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

Obi-Wan: Emperor Palptine is evil! Anakin: In my point of view the Jedi are evil!   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Crude and slow, clansman, your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child!   (Highlander)

fucking lambs   (Silence of the Lambs, The)

Sex is good sex is great I love blow jobs so do you so come right here and i'll fuck you!   (Stand and Deliver)

1/ I really appreciate you volunteering with us for this flight, Ham... I thought you had your sights set on being a *full bird* 2/ I got my sights set on a condo at the 7th fairway at Tuscon National... 6 months from now, that's where the old lady and me'll be 1/ Well, that sounds awfully exciting 2/ You think that's exciting, you should see the deck furniture   (Bat*21)

*KISS* YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T JUST GO AROUND BUYING ME A GUITAR EVERY TIME YOU SCREW UP#2 I KNOW BUT THEN THERE IS ALWAYS TH DRUMS A BASS AND MAYBE EVEN THE TAMBORING.*KISS*   (10 Things I Hate About You)

I'm David Hasselhoff.   (SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)

May I come in?   (Man Called Sarge, A)

1: Will this minimize my pores? 2: That's for your feet.   (Mean Girls)

Crime is a left-handed form of human endeavor.   (Asphalt Jungle, The)

Bollocks...fuck off   (Quadrophenia)

What can I do, old man, I'm dead, aren't I?   (Third Man, The)

(sad music playing) du du du du du... shit! (interupts music)   (South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut)