im detective john kimble!   (Kindergarten Cop)

are you a bug bill murray??   (Coffee and Cigarettes)

Milk, Mama! M-I...MILK!!!   (Breaks, The)

Wake up,slut! Well,well,well! We meet agian,nose biter! Time to pay the fiddler, whore!   (Dirty Work)

Allison: You went inside that house.
Principal Dale: There nothing to worry about, it is just an abandoned house.   (Grudge 2, The)

k   (Godfather: Part III, The)

A) Just as long as this one knows, now that he's getting married, he's out of the girl-of-the-month club. B) What?...I can look, I just can't touch.   (Sixteen Candles)

1/_All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me. Did you ever take a dump that made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?... or a piss? Great meals fade in reflection, everything else gains, you know why? cause they're only food, the shit we burn out... it's only food. The great fucks you may have had, what do you remember about 'em? 2/_What do I remember? 1/_I dunno, for me... I'm saying what it is...it probably wasn't the orgasm... some broad's forearm on your neck... something her eyes did, there was that sound she made, I'm tellin' ya, the next day I'm lyin' in bed, she brings me a caf??-ol?? and a cigarette, my balls feel like concrete. I'm saying ... What is our life? Our life is looking forward or looking back, that's it, that's our life. What is it we're so afraid of?? Loss, what else? The bank closes? We get sick? My wife died on a plane. The stock-market collapsed, a lot of these things happen. Why do we worry, anyway? Why?   (Glengarry Glen Ross)

Aren't you a little late for your Klan meeting, asshole?   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

(Watching a blinking traffic light) 1) You know what? I think every third light is slower. 2) the sixsties weren't good to you where they?   (Cars)

HOW CAN I GET FREE DOWNLOADS OF TINTO BRASS MOVIES ?? WHICH SITE FOR FREE ??   (Monella)

What?! More peas?!   (Big Bully)

Gay Guy 1: He just did 10 push ups....I cant even do 10 with these scrawny arms Gay Guy 2: They're not scrawny, their nice :0)   (Big Daddy)

Guard1: You've seen a ship with black sails that is crewed by the damned and captaind by a man so evil that hell itself spat him back out? Guard2: No. But I have seen a ship with black sails. Guard1: Oh, so no ship that isn't crewed by the damned and captained by a man so evil that hell spat him back out couldn't possibly have black sails so couldn't possibly be any other ship than the Black Pearl, is that what your saying? Guard2: (nods) No. Guard1: As I was saying, there isn't a real ship that can--HEY!!! Hey you!! Get away from there!   (Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl)

I'm okay with being unimpressive. I sleep better.   (Garden State)

Where do I find this reavis fella?   (Drowning Pool, The)

We take care of our own. Remember that.   (Big Easy, The)

Now I don't want to cause any trouble, but cold facts are cold facts.   (That Uncertain Feeling)

What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What could I do? What...CAN I do? Ben...What can WE do?   (Willard)

Zed?Maynard.   (Pulp Fiction)