D: ...certain as death and taxes J: death and taxes? D: yes. J: death and taxes? (looks at bill) what an odd paring!   (Meet Joe Black)

Aw, this is just a dumb sketch of the old cannonball chamber. Where's the gold?!   (Goonies, The)

Is that the Six Million Dollar Man's boss? Why do you have that?   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

You know those eight guys in the fantail launch out there? Well, none of 'em are gonna get out of the harbour alive   (Jaws)

The place is clean. He just left.   (Hard Target)

But under the right circumstances a producer could make more money with a flop than he could with a hit.   (Producers, The)

1/_What's burning!!! 2/_Us!!! 1/_Shit!   (Alien: Resurrection)

I'm just an observer, Captain, not an umpire.   (Dirty Dozen, The)

I want to celebrate.   (Unfaithfully Yours)

Avoid suspicion, manipulate your friends, and eliminate your enemies.   (Cry Wolf)

We lose everything that we care about. Those are your words.   (Deja Vu)

AAAHHHH...Kelly Clarkson   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

We don't become Geisha because we want to, we become Geisha because we have to!   (Memoirs of a Geisha)

--You're overwrought. --I'm underprivileged.   (Carry On Cruising)

I will do whatever you ask. Just help me save Padme's life. I can't live without her.
I pledge myself to your teachings.   (Star Wars: Episode III)

Shitzu! That's one you don't play around with that name do you? I doesn't come trippingly off the tongue. Stewardess can I take a Shitzu on my carry on or does it have to be stowed?   (Best in Show)

Door man: Invite only. Eddy: Invite Door man: Yeah you know. Pretty white pieces of paper. With your name on it. Eddy: I got hundred thousand pretty white pieces of paper here with the Queen's head on it!?   (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels)

Because I am a small crook, I go to prison. It's only the big crooks that go free.   (After the Fox)

You're a woman now   (Carrie)

Max: (while he and Ariel sees John wearing a bathrobe) Gustafson, you're doing it again!! John: What the heck are you talking about? Max: First it was May, then it was Ariel, AND NOW IT'S MARIA!!!   (Grumpier Old Men)