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!. You can call me Joe. 2. Joey? 1. Ha, ha, ha. No Joe.   (Princess Diaries, The)

Shutup Checkers, or I'll feed you to the Chinese!   (Dick)

This is just a feasibility study, a 'what-if' kind of a thing.   (Sunshine State)

1)Who was that on the phone? 2)Just a bunch of static, a bad connection or something. I think Ma Bell's gone wacko again. Probably discover it was a collect call from Japan when the bill comes.   (Amityville Horror, The)

Anne Murray was a Canadian working in the American idiom   (Hedwig and the Angry Inch)

DAY DAY:HEAVEN AND A FUCK ALL THAT SHIT!Y'ALL HOES GOTTA BACK THIS SHIT UP OFF THIS CORNER!   (Friday after Next)

1/_Well, Jones, at least you haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time! 2/_Boy, you're something! 1/_Yeah? I'll tell you what.... until I get back my five thousand dollars, you're gonna get more than you bargained for. I'm your goddamn partner!   (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

1/_Remember... no big movements, just look whipped 2/_ That aint gunna be too hard   (Speed)

It's the duty of counsel to defend his client, not to convict her even in his own mind. I don't want you to tell me anything but what is needed to save your neck.   (Letter, The)

Do they teach beauty queens to apologize, because you suck at it.   (Erin Brockovich)

Next time you want to take a bath, you let me know, Private, or I'LL kick your ass!   (Windtalkers)

do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes ruin as many peoples lives so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investicatory journalist no matter how many friends you loose or people you leave dead and bloody along the way just so long as you can make a name for yourself as an investicatory journalist no matter how many friends you loose or people you leave dead and bloody and dying along the way?!?!   (Zoolander)

Honey, you don't get any of those old feelings back when you look at Billy, do you?   (Overboard)

Quick, we've got to get out of here before one of those things kills Guy!   (Galaxy Quest)

It's music to be sure. It's pleasant, not intrusive, but recorded at a subsonic level is a matra...'Lose...lose...lose.'   (Cooler, The)

A little suction   (Father of the Bride Part II)

When the fox hears the rabbit scream, he comes a-running..... but not to help   (Hannibal)

You're already cheating. Everytime you say no to sex, you're cheating on yourself.   (Road Trip)

it tastes like yours only sweeter
  (Something to Talk About)

Wow your fast. Glad I caught up to you. I waited 5 hrs for you. Why is your coat so big?...So, good news...I saw a dog today. Have you seen a dog, you probably have. How?Äôs school. Was it fun? Did you get a lot of homework, huh? Do you have any friends? Do you have a best friend? Does he have a big coat too?   (Elf)