--Betty, what do you think you saw!? --A bulldog, lieutenant! I might have seen a bulldog!   (Teen-Age Strangler)

1/[canvasing for votes]_Hey, George? Can I tell you something? We're gonna win this thing. We're gonna get the votes and we're gonna win. And after we do, I mean that very night, I'm gonna go to Sam & Harry's, I'm gonna order a big steak, and I'm gonna make a list of everybody who tried to fuck us this week!!...... 2/_Lewis!! 1/...._Just vote your conscience, you chicken-shit, lame-ass!! [slams phone down hard____lonngggg pause] ___We lost Jarrett. 3/_I hope so.... 'Cause, you know, if that was an *undecided* then we need to work on our people skills.   (American President, The)

Within reason... Now there's a man.   (Constant Gardener, The)

I can't get with any religion that advertises in 'Popular Mechanics.'   (Annie Hall)

I'm having trouble controlling the volume of my voice   (Liar Liar)

1. I've got two words for you: keep it real. 2. That's THREE words.   (Ali G Indahouse)

*He had maketh wars to cease in all the world... he breaketh the bow .... and snappeth the spear in s'under*   (Zulu)

How could I know that income tax bill meant me too?   (Senator Was Indiscreet, The)

We all die the same way we were born alone? naked blind and covered in shit.   (Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh)

Marty, you can't go losing your judgement every time someone calls you a name. That's how you get into that accident in the future.   (Back to the Future Part III)

It's not the size of the hammer it's the nail your driving it at!   (Scary Movie)

You better bury Ned right. You better not cut up nor otherwise harm no whores, or I'll come back and kill every one of you sons of bitches!!   (Unforgiven)

I will knock your ass out   (Coach Carter)

That's even better! Hot lesbian witches, think about it, it's fucking genius.   (Being John Malkovich)

BATEMAN I'm...at a loss. He was part of that whole...Yale thing, you know. KIMBALL Yale thing? BATEMAN Yeah...Yale thing. KIMBALL What do you mean...Yale thing? BATEMAN Well, I think for one that he was probably a closet homosexual. Who did a lot of cocaine...that Yale thing.   (American Psycho)

Don: Hey Napoleon, did you wet your bed last night? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your bed last night? Don: You better shut up Napoleon! Napoleon: Why don't you tell your mom to shut up! Don: Did you say something about my mom?!?! Napoleon: Maybe I did and maybe I din't! Don: You know I could beat you up Napoleon! Napoleon: Nu uh, only one of us here knows the secret ninja moves from the government!! (Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off)   (Napoleon Dynamite)

Don't go build castles on quarter-acre lots.   (Reversible Errors)

One child, in jail.   (Client, The)

What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?   (True Lies)

[Character name], remember what we came for! My specs!   (Lord of the Flies)