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[after a duel against Hermione, which she won]
Ron: [to his brothers] I let her do that. It's good manners. Completely intentional.   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

Oh, Jake, short lawyers, they worry me.   (Laughing Policeman, The)

FARVA: i can say meow,i can say moo for 20 bucks ill call the guy a chicken fucker THORNY: easy rod FARVA:license and registration chicken fucker arrrrrk   (Super Troopers)

I'm against communism, capitalism, fascism, nazism. I'm against everything and everybody. I hate my fellow man and he hates me.   (That Uncertain Feeling)

You know we were lucky tonight, body count's less than 200. Someday you're gonna kill ten-thousand in one of these firetraps, and I'll keep eating smoke and carrying out bodies until someone asks us how to build them. Ok, I'm asking. You know where to reach me.   (Towering Inferno, The)

What is success? A soldier can reckon his success in victories, a merchant in money. But my world is insubstantial. I live in a beautiful, blinding, swirling mist.   (Rembrandt)

Now I gotta use a bad word: whore   (Rocky)

-You must be the big dick, and the men on either side of you are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big, brave balls, and there are little, mincy, faggot balls. -These are your last words, so make 'em a prayer. -Now dicks have drive and clarity of vision. They aren't clever. They smell pussy, and want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good ol' pussy, and brought your two little, mincy, faggot balls along for a good ol' time. But you've got your parties muttled up. No pussy here. Just a dose that will make you wish you born a woman. Like a prick, you're having second thoughts. You're shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got replica written down the side of your gun, and the fact that I've got Desert Eagle .50 written down the side of mine should precipitate your balls into shrinkin' along with your presence. Now, fuck off.   (Snatch)

I don't make the rules.   (Five Easy Pieces)

Hard Boiled! Hard Boiled! I'd like to hard boil your balls!   (That Old Feeling)

Wednesday: And when they woke up...... all their old noses grew back. Girls in Cabin:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH   (Addams Family Values)

Hard a hard night, Bud?!   (Dark Passage)

1) Then let him deal with that slimy Novak dude. We did everything possible. Are you saying we didn't. 2) Oh no. I'm not saying that at all. It's just that you would be a hell of a lot more convincing if you weren't pissing on your cigarette.   (Pink Cadillac)

Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane... the closest thing to law enforcement in Hazzard County. Roscoe's been after the Duke boys since they started walking... of course, some people say the boys first steps landed right on the sheriff's last nerve   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

How dare he make love to me and not be a married man!   (I Huckabees)

Forever. Forever. Forever.   (Sandlot, The)

Santa will be here very soon for you.   (Evelyn)

Personal philosophy: Clothing optional.   (Blades of Glory)

Michael Ellis: Katrina is the shit. She just did Ginuwine's new video. Missy Elliott: I don't care if she just showed Michael Jackson how to Harlem shake. I said I want Honey. Honey Daniels. Duh.   (Honey)

Elvis has not left the building.   (All Shook Up)