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Freedom isn't free! No, there's a heafty, fuckin' fee!   (Team America: World Police)

And now may the Constitution of the United States go with you, the Declaration of Independence stand by you, the Bill of Rights protect you, the State Commission against Discrimination keep their eyes and ears upon you, now and forever. Amen.   (Gone Are the Days)

1/_All train compartments smell vaguely of shit. It gets so you don't mind it. That's the worst thing that I can confess. You know how long it took me to get there? A long time. When you die you're going to regret the things you don't do. You think you're queer? I'm going to tell you something: we're all queer. You think you're a thief? So what? You get befuddled by a middle-class morality? Get shut of it. Shut it out. You cheat on your wife? You did it, live with it. You fuck little girls, so be it. There's an absolute morality? Maybe. And then what? If you think there is, go ahead, be that thing. Bad people go to hell? I don't think so. If you think that, act that way. A hell exists on earth? Yes. I won't live in it. That's me. Did you ever take a dump that made you feel like you just slept for 12 hours?... or a piss? Great meals fade in reflection, everything else gains, you know why? cause they're only food, the shit we burn out... it's only food. The great fucks you may have had, what do you remember about 'em? 2/_What do I remember? 1/_I dunno, for me... I'm saying what it is...it probably wasn't the orgasm... some broad's forearm on your neck... something her eyes did, there was that sound she made, I'm tellin' ya, the next day I'm lyin' in bed, she brings me a caf??-ol?? and a cigarette, my balls feel like concrete. I'm saying ... What is our life? Our life is looking forward or looking back, that's it, that's our life. What is it we're so afraid of?? Loss, what else? The bank closes? We get sick? My wife died on a plane. The stock-market collapsed, a lot of these things happen. Why do we worry, anyway? Why?   (Glengarry Glen Ross)

A hotheaded ape with a hair-trigger temper.   (Fighting Seabees, The)

We didn't choose this place. We didn't choose these people. They were invited!!!!   (Close Encounters of the Third Kind)

Maybe his head just got loose and fell off.   (Q)

Every man must do what he does best. And what he does best can be done best in Guadalcanal.   (Hail the Conquering Hero)

Headlines don't sell papes, Newsies sell papes.   (Newsies)

I'd like to get inside that ship and see how it works. What do you think makes it go?   (Day The Earth Stood Still, The)

Ah, as long as there's no find, the noble brotherhood will last but when the piles of gold begin to grow... that's when the trouble starts.   (Treasure of the Sierra Madre, The)

ewewewew...ewewewew. honk,honk,honk,honk,honk.. hey-ho-silver away!!!   (Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls)

See, the police are always off track with this shit! If they watched Prom Night they'd save time! There's a formula to it, a very simple formula! Everybody's a suspect!!!   (Scream)

Renaissance Man   (Renaissance Man)

Paris loves lovers.   (Silk Stockings)

555-0191.   (Fight Club)

Sorry I don't want to get married. Terrific neither do I.   (Smokey and the Bandit)

Take me for what I am. Who I was meant to be. And if you give a damn. Take me baby or Leave me!   (Rent)

Nobody steals from Brandt Ruger...and lives.   (Hunting Party, The)

DAVID: It wasn't deep enough. I told you it wasn't deep enough, but you wouldn't listen. ALEX: It doesn't necessarily matter. They don't even know who those people are, and even if they did, they have nothing to connect them with us, nothing at all.   (Shallow Grave)

--Do you think he drinks? --He didn't get that nose from playing ping-pong.   (Never Give a Sucker an Even Break)