thisdividedstates

Paul: Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid? Tommy: [laughs] Why?   (Tommy Boy)

1/_Don't litter... you littered! 2/_So arrest me   (Nighthawks)

Eat me, Sebastian. It's alright for you to fuck everyone, but because I'm a girl, it's wrong. Well let me tell you something I did'nt ask to be a girl.   (Cruel Intentions)

She makes $45 a week and sends $100 of it home to her mother.   (42nd Street)

Oh Please, Ample Bosom? What, it's literary. Well in that case you forgot the heaving. In every book I've ever read, whenever there's an ample bosom there's always heaving. Do we have to talk about this right now? You introduced the bosoms, I'm simply asking if you'd like them to heave.   (Alex and Emma)

Eeeasy...I won't bight...Unless you ask me to   (White Chicks)

Some men will sell anything for a profit.   (Man From Laramie, The)

{MARISSA} Put it back! {STEPH} Not until you try it on.   (Maid in Manhattan)

Man, we aint found shit!!!!   (Spaceballs)

Arnie:Look I'm sorry about the movie, but this is work. Dennis:Don't worry about it.   (Christine)

how much can you know about yourself if you have never been in a fight?   (Fight Club)

Balthazar: Finger Lickin' Good   (Constantine)

Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane... the closest thing to law enforcement in Hazzard County. Roscoe's been after the Duke boys since they started walking... of course, some people say the boys first steps landed right on the sheriff's last nerve   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

[From the Trailer] Do you hate spiders? Do you really hate spiders? Well guess what??? ..... They don't like you either!   (Eight Legged Freaks)

We've nothing to declare.   (Living Daylights, The)

SMILE, it increases the face value.   (Steel Magnolias)

A) Food fit neatly into round pie. B) It's called a quiche. A) How you spell? C) You don't spell it son, you eat it.   (Sixteen Candles)

Flowers is perty.I alway thought that.   (Sling Blade)

Mind-bottling. Like your mind is trapped in a bottle.   (Blades of Glory)

White people are niggers master bishop and wez betta go to work in his kitchen so wez can makea him somes money. Bishop: Yesum mista.   (Juice)