You know, L.A. is the big league for religious nuts.   (Harper)

Sherriff: Huh not in my town you don't.   (Cars)

There are only two things in this world that scare me: Nuclear warheads...and carnival folk (shudders) smell like cabbage.   (Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery)

It's payday, boys. Come and get it!   (Rooster Cogburn)

Hey, Cary Grant, you want to get high?   (Caddyshack)

Thou shall not kill, but hear this, FUCK THAT SHIT!   (Jarhead)

I object, your honor! This trial is a travesty. It's a travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham!   (Bananas)

It takes 50 years for the majority to be right. And then the majority is never right.   (Enemy of the People, An)

This haunted face holds no horror for me now. Its in your soul that the true distortion lies.   (Phantom of the Opera, The)

The Russians don't suffer from the restraints of our system.   (Osterman Weekend, The)

Remember, this is not goodbye... its just, i'll never see you again...   (Naked Gun 33 1/3: The Final Insult)

We're going to have dinner! Can you believe that? Oh my God! Do you know what this means? It means he's re-prioritized. He's worked through his relationship phobias - His fear of intimacy, his thing about my poisoning his food. He's ready to recommit.   (First Wives Club, The)

We've been saying goodbye from the beginning.   (Desert Hearts)

i think i had him   (Wedding Crashers)

You're been transferred to Personnel.   (Enforcer, The)

Aw, this is just a dumb sketch of the old cannonball chamber. Where's the gold?!   (Goonies, The)

1.) Amanda Lemmon: Yeah right, and Santa Claus lives with the tooth fairy in Queens. 2.)Diane Barrows: It's got to be that can't eat, can't sleep, reach for the stars over the fence, world series kind of stuff right. 3.)Diane Barrows: Guys like him like girls with food names like Cookie or Muffin or Candy, not girls like me. 4.)Roger Callaway: I made my money the old fashion way - pure dumb luck. 5.)Amanda Lemmon: This orphan stuff is like growing up in a pound. Everybody wants a puppy, just once i'd like to sleep in my own room.   (It Takes Two)

1. You want your driver? 2. No, he's not my type.   (Caddyshack)

Welcome to Tennessee, patron state of shootin' stuff.   (Shooter)

If I didn't say anything, people always assumed the worst.   (Fight Club)