cake eater   (Mighty Ducks, The)

Us dead people sure know how to live.   (Ghost Fever)

#1- Welcome brothers! #2- Who told him we were brothers?   (They Call Me Trinity...)

The bitch hit me with a toaster...   (Scrooged)

Sympathy is never wasted, Betty Lee.   (Wild in the Country)

The EVERYTHING store   (I ♥ Huckabees)

How will you die Joan Wilder? Slow like a snail, or fast like a shooting star?   (Romancing the Stone)

I should have gone to night school, then I'd be able to add.   (Million Dollar Legs)

You never watched one of these on C-SPAN.   (Sum of All Fears, The)

Stand Back -- Their Diplomas Are A License To Live!   (Young Graduates, The)

1/_How's about investing in condominiums? It's safe. 2/_Condominiums? 1/_Yeah, condominiums. 2/_Uhhhh, I never use 'em.   (Rocky II)

I am calm! I am VERY FUCKING CALM!!!   (Identity)

--Jake, how would you like the job as my deputy?
--I'd hate it! Even if I lived through it, I'd hate it!   (Support Your Local Sheriff!)

My bite is much worst then my bark.   (Inside Man)

What was that? I do believe that was my photographs you threw away!   (Room With A View, A)

Ricky I'm gunna miss you... apparently you're the only one in Casablanca who has less scruples than I   (Casablanca)

1/_I think that dress hikes up a little behind. 2/_No, it's me that does.   (Philadelphia Story, The)

I was smart. I covered all the angles. I had an airtight alibi.   (In A Lonely Place)

Ryan Dunn: That's a nice tattoo you got there. What does that mean? Girl at Coffee Shop: It means desire. Ryan Dunn: Desire huh? What the fuck does that mean? Does that mean you're into dudes with fuckin' long hair, smell like beer, have shitty tattoos; maybe they hang out at the bowling alley! Maybe, just maybe you'll go out back and rub their sick crotch; he'll stick his hands down your pants. Meanwhile, your boyfriend's sittin' at home jerkin off to fuckin' gay porn.   (Haggard: The Movie)

I hope they burn in hell   (Time to Kill, A)