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Snape: Your lessons are at an end. Get. Out.   (Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix)

How did he do such fantastic stunts with such little feet?   (Blazing Saddles)

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary...........straight shot to the baby maker!!!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

How many deals did you get?   (Prime Gig)

Remember me? I'm the fellow you slept on last night.

  (It Happened One Night)

The greatest fairy tale never told.   (Shrek)

Just no bars for the cells?   (Support Your Local Sheriff!)

1/_ You're playin' with my mind! 2/_ I'm tryin' to play with your body!   (Bull Durham)

i love the smell of naplem in the morning   (I Huckabees)

1/_Ah, do I detect the unmistakable tang of ye olde Tiger? 2/_Bung, you could sniff out a can of beer from half a mile away. 1/_Just one of my many talents.   (Odd Angry Shot, The)

A writer? What do you have to write about? You're not oppressed, you're not gay!   (Orange County)

Whoever wrote this episode should die!!   (Galaxy Quest)

can you smell it
  (Heavyweights)

I apologize to you if I don't seem eager to jump into a forced, akward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, wondering Do I have food on my face? Am I eating, am I talking too much? Are they talking enough? Am I interested? I'm not really interested. Should I play like I'm interested? But I'm not that interested. But I think she might be interested. But do I want to be interested? Now she's not interested. So all of the sudden I'm starting to get interested. And when am I supposed to kiss her. Do I have to wait for the door cuz' then it's akward. It's like Well, goodnight. Do you do like the ass-out hug? Where you hug each other and the ass sticks out because you're trying not to get too close. Or do you just go right in and kiss em' on the lips? Or you don't kiss em' at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you're just really wondering , Are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? And perhaps play a little game called, Just the tip in. Just for a second. Just to see how it feels. Or Ouch, ouch. You're on my hair. ... Great talk.   (Wedding Crashers)

Personally, I'd rather be in Lima.   (Caboblanco)

You should thank me. The car was rolling and I stopped it. You should than me!   (Lolita 2000)

Jack: Women and the game! Reno: Turn it off Jack. Jack: You got it.   (Best of Times, The)

Corky: You know what the difference is between you and me, Violet? Violet: No. Corky: Me neither.   (Bound)

That`s what it`s all about, doing the wrong thing at the right time.   (Kaleidoscope)

This is nucking futs!   (Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star)