I'm allergic to fabric softner. I'm majoring in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. And I think I'd miss you even if we'd never met.   (Wedding Date, The)

Saucer? You mean - the kind from up there?   (Plan 9 from Outer Space
)

Quit staring at me.... eat your checkers!!   (Overboard)

It is well that war is so terrible, that we should grow too fond of it.   (Gods and Generals)

....5 o'clock Christmas morning, I run downstairs and look under the tree and what do I find? Uncle Alfresco, dead on the floor, shot through the back of the head. Plus no bicycle. It was a dispointing Christmas on many levels   (My Blue Heaven)

All's fair in love and basketball.   (Love & Basketball)

--Never shot a man before. --They ain't goin' to know that.   (Shenandoah)

You always have to be dead sure....dead sure or dead.   (Mechanic, The)

And it will always be known, that YOU left your king in India!   (Alexander)

In America, talk is cheap.   (Police Academy 3: Back in Training)

You should keep your receipts.   (Zero Effect)

CASEY: Dad, how could you Eve: Casey, your eyes, there wet (casey runs up to her room) DAD: Casey, Case, Casey CASEY: Go away DAD: Nothing happened casey CASEY: She was trying to kiss you so that you would fall in love with her DAD: I'm not falling in love with anyone honey CASEY: You let her stay in mom's special place dad, nothing i do is gonna make a difference everything is ruined DAD: Case CASEY: Just go away i hate you   (Life-Size)

Ruperict, Remember what we did when Uncle Ted was here? (Ruperict dons a yellow rubber glove and begins to lube it up good with K-Y jelly) No No Ruperict,... before that!   (Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)

Badges, we don't need no stinking badges   (B*A*P*S)

Elizabeth shall be a greater queen than any king of yours.   (Anne of the Thousand Days)

Shut your fat ass, Ramie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without running into nine guys you've fucked!   (Boondock Saints, The)

1)Mine's bigger than yours. 2)I beg your pardon? 1)My cucumber, it's bigger than yours. Vegetables can be so sensuous, don't you think? 2)No. People are sensuous, vegetables are sensual.   (Animal House)

1.Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head. 2.Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
  (Legally Blonde)

Mr Hillard, do you consider yourself humerous...there was a time when i found myself funny, but today you have proven me wrong...thankyou   (Mrs. Doubtfire)

JIMMY: You were gone for ten seconds. What happened?
NICKY: I got hit by this big light, that was attached to a lot of metal.
DEVIL: That's a train son. Don't stand in front of that.   (Little Nicky)