We had to cut the part out where you go to prison. We just couldn't get a song out of it.   (Can Hieronymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?)

water is wet   (Last Boy Scout, The)

#1- The Marines at Gitmo are fanatical. #2- Fanatical about what? #1-About being Marines.   (Few Good Men, A)

Hard-boiled or fried, Sarge?   (Dog Soldiers)

[Mort is trying to write a story but the house keeper is vacumming noisily] Mort: [Looks at Chico] If you don't bite her, I'll kill her.   (Secret Window)

You have a very hard time finding good help these days.   (Party, The)

Chief: What'd you find out at the weigh station? Mack: My cruiser weighs 16,000 kilograms   (Super Troopers)

Saucer? You mean - the kind from up there?   (Plan 9 from Outer Space
)

#1- Why is the car stopped? #2- It's frightened,   (Clue)

There are only two things in life I'm afraid of, hights and jumping from them.   (Muppet Christmas Carol, The)

Two weeks! Two weeks!   (Total Recall)

They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.   (Boondock Saints, The)

[Tagline] Get ready to root for the bad guy   (Payback)

1) The yellow mustard, or the darker one? 2) Darker. 1) It's important.   (2010)

I respect women. I respect them so much that i just stay clear away from them.   (40 Year Old Virgin, The)

Well, I may be windy, but I ain't ornery. When my time comes to die, I'll just do it. Why in the devil don't you?   (Shootist, The)

1.OK. You know, I'm going to have to consult my spirit guides here, because you tell me that Trevor is withholding from you, but you won't tell me anything specific and you still want me to sit here and divine why. 2.'Divine why'? You always talk like that? 1.Yes. 2.You go to some big, fancy school? 1.Yes. 2.Think you can stop rubbing my nose in it?

i said 90 you come ten..you over zealous son of a bitch!My mouth was open albert!   (Hitch)

You fool, you damn fool!   (Apartment, The)

I bet it was that mouth that got you that nose.   (Lucky Number Slevin)