Don't you know your grin has always been my sunshine, let that sunshine show.   (Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory)

Fuckin' Chuck Norris   (Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story)

1.My brother's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill us! He's gonna kill you and he's gonna kill me, he's gonna kill us! 2.Hey man, just be glad I had fast reflexes! 1.My brother's gonna shit! 2.Make up your mind, dude, is he gonna shit or is he gonna kill us? 1.First he's gonna shit, then he's gonna kill us!   (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

--If those tanks reach El Alamein, the Germans have Egypt. --They may have the lock, but we have the key.   (Tobruk)

1/ Can you do any stunts? 2/ I got out of 'Nam in one piece - that's a hell of a stunt 1/ Ancient history 2/ Seems like yesterday to me   (Stunt Man, The)

Del: Top of the morning officer, Is there something I can help you with? Officer: What the hell are you driving here? Del: We had a small fire last night...hee...heee. but we caught it in the nick of time. Officer: You have any idea how fast you were going? Del: Fondly enough I was just talking to my friend about that....our speedometer is melted....and as a result it's very hard to say with any degree of accuracy how fast we were going. Officer: 78 miles per hour. Del: Whew....78 huh? Well...yeah....I could buy that...sure I guess...you know...uhhh...you'd know better than us uuhhh....especially since we've got a melted speedometer. Officer: Do you feel this vehicle is safe for highway travel? Del: Yes I do....Yes I really do...I believe that....I know it's not pretty to look at....but It'll get you where you want to go. Officer: Now you have no outside mirror. Del: No we lost that. Officer: You have no functioning gauges. Del: No...not a one. However the radio still works...funny as that may seem...with all this mess the radio is the only thing really working good. Clear as a bell, don't ask me how. Officer: Can't let you go ahead in this vehicle. Del: Can't what? Officer: No...It's not fit for the road. The vehicle will be impounded until such time as it can be made worthy for state highway travel. Del: Okay officer...I admit it...I broke the law....and for that I'm really sorry....I am it'll never happen again. You got me there and I won't argue with you one ioda. I swear, however, if you impound our car I'll be unable to get our friend here home for Thankgiving dinner.   (Planes, Trains & Automobiles)

Hey everybody come see how good I look!   (Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy)

My best friend! My own wife! I feel like an unwanted corpse at a party.   (Too Many Husbands)

Eve: Who are you? V: Who? Who is but the form following what... and what I am is a man in a mask. Eve: I can see that. V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation, I'm merely remarking on the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.   (V for Vendetta)

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: What kind of gun did you use? Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?   (Napoleon Dynamite)

you know what to do, rico!   (Starship Troopers)

Thurgood: He opened up to me like i was Barbara Walters.   (Half Baked)

Do ya like jazz Evan? (plays invisible trumpet and emphasizes on his middle finger)   (Bruce Almighty)

--Do you want to step onto the terrace, Charles? --That's not a terace, Christy. That's a ledge!   (They All Laughed)

1/ We met on the level... 2/ And we're parting on the square   (Man Who Would Be King, The)

Take a shot at white-collar crime, that's where the real money is!   (Hard Way, The)

--Do you have any idea what he's been saying to her? --He's an actor, so it can't be good.   (Sideways)

--Please, Julia, let's not bicker since there's no love lost between us. --That's the tragic part, Richard. There's been so much love lost between us.   (Titanic)

Good? Its not good. Its the best in all of LA, its Excellent!   (Boogie Nights)

Stretch marks are the badge of a real woman.   (For Keeps)