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Did you get a good look at the grifter?   (Pickup on South Street)

I learned there's no such thing as safe sex with a werewolf.   (Cursed)

Because I like you, Douglas.   (Guarding Tess)

--Dammit, man! We have a contract! --Toss it down the crater.   (When Time Ran Out...)

You cannot just barge into people's lofts, wanting sex and then changing your mind. Telling people that they were in a day spa for a week.   (Zoolander)

1. Thank you so very much for forgiving me, but I don't forgive you. 2. I was jealous. I was so jealous of you I couldn't see straight. You did everything you said you were going to do. EVERYTHING. And this talent-- this incredible talent. I can't even yodel! 1. Hilary! What's yodeling got to do with it? You're beautiful. You're smart. People look at you.   (Beaches)

Benny, it's me! Where are you?   (How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days)

1/_See that guy over there? He's following you... 2/_I know he's been tailin' my ass.... and now he knows I know it   (Warriors, The)

Don't you have gun control in this country?   (Revenge of the Red Baron)

Caesar: You all look so impressive. Any one of you could be king. Potheinus: His Majesty King Ptolemy, kindred of Horus and Ra, beloved of Thoth- Caesar: Et cetera, et cetera; you welcome me. And I, Gaius Julius Caesar, Consul of the Roman Senate, Pontifex Maximus, et cetera, et cetera, thank you.   (Cleopatra)

What one man can do another can do.   (Apostle, The)

I get paid to be suspicious when I've got nothing to be suspicious about.   (Firm, The)

--We never...I never had time to tell you how much I miss Africa. --We never had time for a lot of things.   (Interpreter, The)

Water on brain now leaking?   (Charlie Chan in Black Magic)

You know what? Just forget about the dress. We can tell everybody that Carmen's Puerto Rican. And it never occurred to you she might be built differently. Or that, unlike you or your daughter, she has an ass that the tailor didn't have enough bolts of material to cover.   (Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, The)

Ease up Pillowpants the guy's not into your GoBot, D&D bullshit.   (Clerks II)

Surprise and bluff are your major weapons.   (Cast a Giant Shadow)

International terrorism, gentlemen, is a worldwide organization. And the man who runs like a thread through the majority of it all is one, Wulfgar.   (Nighthawks)

dont punch above ur weight ya long streak of piss - well stop punching ur old woman about then wanker!! wot'd u fukin say u mug - u fukin 'erd ya fat fukin prik   (Football Factory, The)

I wish it could just be simple, like a retro-pop song I want you to want me. Boom. End of Story. We all live happily ever after. But its never really like that, is it?   (John Tucker Must Die)