--What we really need is an equalizer. --Name it. --A dynamiter with a delicate touch to blow out a candle without putting a dent in the candleholder.   (Professionals, The)

--Patients are not allowed to have matches or razors or sharp objects of any kind. --But teeth they've got.   (Captain Newman, M.D.)

Platinum belt, with an unlimited line of credit.   (Muppets From Space)

Its a 106 miles to Chicago. We've got full tank of gas, a half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses...Hit it!   (Blues Brothers, The)

I'm a little to traumatized to eat a scone.   (Wedding Crashers)

Today's a training day, Officer Hoyt. Show you around, give you a taste of the business. I got 38 cases pending trial, 63 in active investigations, another 250 on the log I can't clear. I supervise five officers. That's five different personalities. Five sets of problems. You can be number six if you act now. But I ain't holding no hands, okay? I ain't baby-sitting. You got today and today only to show me who and what you're made of. You don't like narcotics, get the fuck out of my car. Go get you a nice pussy desk job, chasing bad checks or something, you hear me?!   (Training Day)

1:When are you working? 2:Tomorrow. 1:No you don't, you don't even know what day you work!   (Kill Bill: Vol. 2)

Marissa- There was a part of me that wanted to know what it felt like, to have someone like you look at me the way you did just once. And I'm sorry. Truly. If I could rewind the past week, I would. Chris- Was any of it real? Marissa- Yeah, it was real. It was so real I wondered how I was ever gunna give you up. But I had to give you up. That was the plan. And then, last night, I couldn't.   (Maid in Manhattan)

Hey, Big Spender! Spend a little time with me.   (Sweet Charity)

[Toast] Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women   (Jaws)

I am he of empty crib and stillborn foal... I am he who's coming the stars have fortold...I am he with heart forged by blackest coal... I am he who maketh whole the glorious goal of Satan's unborn soul!!!   (Warlock)

'There's nothing that concentrates the mind like the prospect of death.' Samuel Johnson.   (Twilight)

LA?! What the hell are we doin' in Loisiana?!?!!!!!!!   (Roadie)

What the hell is he going to do, braid your scalp?   (Beauty Shop)

It what's gotta be done.   (Next of Kin)

Hey look they have the Monkeys. They had a huge influence on the Beatles   (Dumb & Dumber)

I've got some Don King issues!   (Beauty Shop)

My Hair.   (O Brother, Where Art Thou?)

....I mean have you every heard of styling gel? Im sure hes heard of styling gel, hes a male model earth to brint that was a joke earth to meekus i knew that earth to brint im not sure you did because you were all like 'im sures hes heard of styling gel' like you DIDN'T know it was a joke earth to meekus i knew it was a joke i just didnt get it right away   (Zoolander)

What does 'Rainbow' mean?   (Detective, The)