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Don't say the word Drugs around the man. Dont mention the words cocaine or freebase neither, unless you got some..   (Hollywood Shuffle)

I never left a source hang out to dry, ever!   (Insider, The)

taylor lamb is an ugly piggy   (Bring it On)

FRANTZ All right, listen up. You people are not dying on me in combat. You fucking, new guys will do everything to prove me wrong. You'll walk on trails, kick cans...sleep on guard, smoke dope and diddely-bop...through the bush like you were back on the block. On guard at night you'll write letters, play with your organ...and think of your girl back home. Forget her. Some hair head has her on her back right now...and is telling her to fuck for peace. This is Han. Those of you who are foolish will think of him as...gook, slope, slant or dink. He is your enemy. He came over on the Chieu Hoi programme. And he will go back there after he fattens on C- rations. And he will be hunting your young arses in the Ashau Valley. Now forget about this Viet Cong shit. What you'll encounter out there is... hard core NVA, north Vietnamese...motivated, highly trained and well equipped. If you meet Han or his cousins, you will give him respect. And refer to those little bastards as the Nathanial Victor. People, I am tired...of filling body bags with your dumb fucking mistakes. Do you think this funny? Alphabet.   (Hamburger Hill)

JOHNNY: Hey Pony this oughta do it. PONYBOY: Oh yeah this really makes me look tuff. JOHNNY: Go ahead. Get your jollies. PONYBOY: It'd be my pleasure. JOHNNY: Yeah I know it would. Be nice. OWW! PONYBOY: It hurts don't it? JOHNNY: Yeah it does. Hey I didn't cut that much off of you. PONYBOY: This was your idea smartie. JOHNNY: Well I guess we're disguised. Shoot Pony, it's just hair. PONYBOY: Shoot nothing. It's like being trapped in a Halloween costume you can't get out of and I hate it! JOHNNY: Well it's either our looks or us.   (Outsiders, The)

Jane:watch it Girl:i will   (School Daze)

I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi and we're in that fucked-up bar   (Dogma)

1)jimmy, go get a towel from the bar, put it over his face. 2)come on sonny, i dont want a towel over my face, its embarassing. 1)put em in the fucking bathroom!   (Bronx Tale, A)

Governor: Sheav, let's go get us a chocolate hotdog.   (Dukes of Hazzard, The)

This used to be a three-star hotel. Used to be a five-star country.   (Hit Me)

Sands: *Holds up gun*Have you ever used one of these? Mexican Kid: No... Sands:Good.You shouldn't.They are very bad.But right now, I need you to do is to shoot the bad guy.Is he close? Mexican Kid: Si' (yes) Sands: Okay.Smoke him.Smoke the fucker.Send him straight to fucking broadway. Mexican Kid: I can't. Sands: Okay.[Shot -jumps against wall-rolls back on kid point gun] Left or right? Mexican Kid: Right Sands: [shoots and misses]Was that your right, or my right? Mexican Kid: [whispers] My Right!   (Once Upon a Time in Mexico)

Im gonna be on television!   (Requiem for a Dream)

A bachelor's conscience is a woman's best friend.   (How to Save a Marriage (And Ruin Your Life))

1) Would you like something to read? 2) Do you have anything light? 1) How about this leaflet, famous Jewish sports legends? 2)Yes, tnank you..   (Airplane!)

1970 Pontiac Firebird. The car I've always wanted, and now I have it.   (American Beauty)

This is a well-oiled machine.   (No Good Deed)

In about ten minutes, he's gonna be as sober as a priest on Sunday.   (Back to the Future Part III)

Earl Grey, no sugar, no milk, I believe.   (Contact)

1)ali do you want a job in mp 2)no cuz there full of priks 3)am i a prick because i am in the mp 4) yes   (Ali G Indahouse)

I like your shoes,
I like you shirt too.
I really like your pants, why don't you take off your pants   (Born in East L.A.)